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Pervert wanks over sleeping commuter on Brixton train

if you are stupid enough to go to sleep on public transport then you have to expect shit like this really. it's their own fault.
 
The case is horrible, but there is something grimly amusing about the way that the article was written. The opening paragraph, for example, is a wonder of cliché and terrible writing:

A SERIAL flasher who performed a vile sex act on a train over a sleeping ballet dancer has been jailed for 18 months.
Brilliant.
 
Coming home late one evening, a mates sister is approached by a fruitcake who starts masturbating in front of her. She had to bail out at the next stop.
 
well you do have to expect it really, it's public transport, why anyone would go to sleep on it is beyond me.

they let all sorts of weirdos and tramps on the tube/trains/busses, why wouldn't you keep an eye on yourself?
 
Come on, it's not exactly unreasonable to view sexual assault as something serious and reprehensible.

Not at all. It is extremely serious and reprehensible and those responsible should be jailed. And, in an ideal world, beaten with sticks. But I personally take the view that laughing at things is healthy, and that it helps one cope with the awfulness of life and the essential nihilistic brutality of one's fellow human.
 
This is why I never, ever fall asleep on public transport.

Coming home late one evening, a mates sister is approached by a fruitcake who starts masturbating in front of her. She had to bail out at the next stop.

Fair play to her, but couldn't she just have kicked him in the bollocks? I mean he had his cock out and everything...
 
A bit of care whilst on PT should be a priority for any young woman after an all nighter. But you can't honestly blame her for the incident and keep a straight face.

Also, the story could be darkly funny but only on a fictional surrealist backdrop. In reality though, it really is shocking.
 
Had a wallet nicked whilst asleep on a tube, thankfully nobody's wanked over my head.

That I know of. :hmm:
 
This is why I never, ever fall asleep on public transport.



Fair play to her, but couldn't she just have kicked him in the bollocks? I mean he had his cock out and everything...

Until recently I would never have dreamed of kicking a man in the bollocks.

It just wouldn't have occurred to me and I would have been scared of doing it wrong and just making him more angry.

Unless they have been trained to know how to kick properly I think that a lot of women would feel the same way.

Plus, I know from experience, that when you are confronted with a man frantically wanking in close proximity, your first fear is that he will ejaculate on you and that you will end up with his cum on your face. So the first instinct is usually to run away.

now of course I know how to kick, grab and otherwise hurt bollocks in a variety of different ways and from a variety of different positions. :)
 
well if you fall asleep anything could happen, it could have been worse than getting wanked over, she wont fall asleep next time.
 
well if you fall asleep anything could happen, it could have been worse than getting wanked over, she wont fall asleep next time.

As a girl alone she probably shouldn't have gone to sleep. But let's get this straight, the fault was not hers. The fault lies squarely with the the guy who tossed off on her bonce.
 
maybe, but if she wasn't asleep it probably would have never happened, and anyway, it's only a bit of tramp spunk, it's not like she was raped.
 
no, I like to be aware of what's going on around me, shame most people don't and end up being wanked over.
I wouldn't sleep at night if I were you. At the end of the day burglars regularly break into homes at night while their occupants are inside, and you simply cannot tell when somebody might do just that while you're sleeping, and decides to have a massive wank bed-side before covering you with his man fat.
 
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