Penises half price in Lidl!

[Mrs Magpie]

For one week only! As from the 9th of Jan, Lidl are doing a pet event....You can buy GeroDog Ox pizzles* at half price for your pooch!



*pizzle
noun
dialect or archaic. The penis of an animal, especially a bull.

 

[Groucho]

Cock!

 

[Mrs Magpie]

Our pooch thought they were the dog's bollocks. Kept him happy for ages.

 

[liberty]

Sure Mouse would love them

 

[killer b]

they have rape honey in our local aldi... we bought a jar 'cause it was so odd.

 

[Rohen]

but they still have goose breasts frozen in Lidl I picked up one for tonights dinner today.


Lidl Tottenham... Goose breast Im having it for dinner I had it for Xmas dinner aswell


Legs have more fat anyway sniff

 

[Mrs Magpie]

Actually they're Goose legs.

 

[Mrs Magpie]

...assuming you mean Lidl's in Brixton...they're labelled as goose breasts at £5.99, but they are actually goose legs at £4.99.

 

[Roadkill]

Enormously off-topic, but...

I found reference the other day to a sailor in the early eighteenth century who was beaten senseless by the captain with "an elephant's dry'd pizzle."



Utterly irrelevant, I know, but mildly diverting

 

[zenie]

My dog gets them off my mate.

I did tell her that was the only cock she was ever seeing.

These are actual dicks tho

 

[geminisnake]

Both me and my son said 'eew' in unison after I'd finished reading the first post out.
Knew there was a reason I prefer cats

 

[Donna Ferentes]

I found reference the other day to a sailor in the early eighteenth century who was beaten senseless by the captain with "an elephant's dry'd pizzle."



Utterly irrelevant, I know, but mildly diverting

Doesn't a whole chapter in Moby Dick (fnarr, fnarr) involve a discussion of the foreskin of a whale?

 

[Roadkill]

Doesn't a whole chapter in |Moby Dick (fnarr, fnarr) involve a discussion of the foreskin of a whale?

I hate to admit it, but I've never read Moby Dick.

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

Doesn't a whole chapter in Moby Dick (fnarr, fnarr) involve a discussion of the foreskin of a whale?

There is a part too where he goes into great detail about why they are called Sperm Whales. He spends at least three pages on the benefits of rubbing sperm (oil from the whale) on your hands. It all sounded very orgiastic.

 

[Mrs Magpie]

Both me and my son said 'eew' in unison after I'd finished reading the first post out.
Knew there was a reason I prefer cats

Cats have barbed penises. Give me an ox pizzle every time.