Paul Gascoigne Sectioned

[weltweit]

When I was in hospital there were a few alcoholics in there, some waiting to go to special treatments to "dry out" and one in because he had been suicidal.

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

I am really quite sure that he assaulted me in a road rage attack in 1990/1991 near Kilburn. The fucker!

My assailant - who looked exactly like Mr Gascoigne - tried to cut in my exit at a roundabout, I didn't let him. He was driving a flashy white Toyota. Then he tried to do an insane overtaking move on the inside (this was in heavy traffic) and I accelerated to block him. Unsatisfied he then got out while we were stopped at the lights, opened my drivers door and then laid in. I didn't really know who gazza was at the time. I reported it to the police with the reg no. but nothing was done. I was really quite shaken up for a few days. e2a: a girl in his car shouted out 'Paul' to him and he was wearing flashy clothes as well.

I don't have too much sympathy for gazza's current plight I'm afraid.

you sure it weren't a hologram?

one of the most gifted footballers of any generation, that's what i'd like to remember......and hope he can sort his-self out.

 

[brianx]

In Italia 90 those passes he put through for Lineker to dive to take England to the semis. He was a genius and it's very sad how it's all turned out. And as for that goal against Scotland in Euro 96. Daft as a brush Bobby was right.

 

[Jazzz]

carrying on like that while driving, make you sound like you are the one who is fucking insane

I was defending my right of way. But I certainly wouldn't drive like that these days - I was just a kid.

Yeah maybe this isn't the place to say all this but I don't really see Gazza as someone who deserves pity - I think he's a violent alcoholic who has probably got away with menacing a load of people for too long. Society probably does need protecting from him. So this is no bad thing.

 

[1927]

My assailant - who looked exactly like Mr Gascoigne .......I didn't really know who gazza was at the time. I

Something don't ring true here!

Besides you were acting like a twat, I'd have stopped to smack ya!

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

I was defending my right of way. But I certainly wouldn't drive like that these days - I was just a kid.

Yeah maybe this isn't the place to say all this but I don't really see Gazza as someone who deserves pity - I think he's a violent alcoholic who has probably got away with menacing a load of people for too long. Society probably does need protecting from him. So this is no bad thing.

so you don't go with the conspiracy theory about mental illness being a made-up thing then?

 

[Firky]

Yeah, but how could you not be mates with someone called Jimmy Five Bellies

Gazza's tricks:

Set up Jimmy 'Five Bellies' with a 'girl' he knew to be a transvestite.

Conned Jimmy into eating a mince pie after he'd scraped out the filling and replaced it with cat excrement.

Handed £1000 over to Jimmy after betting that he couldn't withstand a cigarette lighter's heat on the bridge of his nose for five seconds.

Bought a £1000 robot and programmed it to travel into Jimmy's room at Gazza Towers and announce: "Make a cup of tea, fat
man."

Jimmy was asked to leave West Lodge Park Hotel, in London, after guests were treated to the sight of him swimming naked across the duck pond.

(From the beeb)

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

Gazza's tricks:

Set up Jimmy 'Five Bellies' with a 'girl' he knew to be a transvestite.

Conned Jimmy into eating a mince pie after he'd scraped out the filling and replaced it with cat excrement.

Handed £1000 over to Jimmy after betting that he couldn't withstand a cigarette lighter's heat on the bridge of his nose for five seconds.

Bought a £1000 robot and programmed it to travel into Jimmy's room at Gazza Towers and announce: "Make a cup of tea, fat
man."

Jimmy was asked to leave West Lodge Park Hotel, in London, after guests were treated to the sight of him swimming naked across the duck pond.

(From the beeb)

and?

 

[Jazzz]

Something don't ring true here!

Besides you were acting like a twat, I'd have stopped to smack ya!

If I was driving at all foolishly, it was far less so than my assailant, who was being a total prick.

Instead of 'heavy traffic' I should have said 'slow-moving traffic'. Perhaps that helps. He attempted to overtake, on the inside, while we were in a queue of cars that was simply ambling up to the traffic lights.

 

[Jazzz]

so you don't go with the conspiracy theory about mental illness being a made-up thing then?

What a bizarre proposition! No of course not.

 

[Onket]

Gazza's tricks:

Set up Jimmy 'Five Bellies' with a 'girl' he knew to be a transvestite.

Conned Jimmy into eating a mince pie after he'd scraped out the filling and replaced it with cat excrement.

Handed £1000 over to Jimmy after betting that he couldn't withstand a cigarette lighter's heat on the bridge of his nose for five seconds.

Bought a £1000 robot and programmed it to travel into Jimmy's room at Gazza Towers and announce: "Make a cup of tea, fat
man."

Jimmy was asked to leave West Lodge Park Hotel, in London, after guests were treated to the sight of him swimming naked across the duck pond.

(From the beeb)

and?

Exactly.

I saw on some talking head type programme that for Italia 90 instead of mouthing his name into the camera (for the opening credits for ITV showing the games) he mouthed 'fucking wanker'. That was funny.

 

[Dan U]

stop fucking bickering about driving etiquette on a gazza thread ffs

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

 

[Firky]

and?

its funny

 

[revol68]

ha ha serves him right for playing for Rangers (and beating the missus too).

Seems to be a recurring theme with the hun's.

"There's only two Andy Gorams!!".

 

[Ms T]

The police yesterday were adamant that he'd been detained under the Mental Health Act, but NOT sectioned. He is receiving medical treatment though.

 

[Relahni]

ha ha serves him right for playing for Rangers (and beating the missus too).

Seems to be a recurring theme with the hun's.

"There's only two Andy Gorams!!".

What's worse, mentally ill folk or rapists?

Busby must be turning in his grave.

 

[tommers]

The police yesterday were adamant that he'd been detained under the Mental Health Act, but NOT sectioned. He is receiving medical treatment though.

That doesn't make any sense.

"detained" implies it's against his will. If he is receiving treatment, against his wishes, then he has to have been sectioned.

Otherwise it could all be voluntary but then why say "detained"?

 

[Ms T]

That doesn't make any sense.

"detained" implies it's against his will. If he is receiving treatment, against his wishes, then he has to have been sectioned.

Otherwise it could all be voluntary but then why say "detained"?

I don't think he's being treated against his wishes at the moment. They were very specific about it.

 

[revol68]

What's worse, mentally ill folk or rapists?

Busby must be turning in his grave.

There's nothig wrong with mentally ill folk bar the obvious of being mentally ill, there is however lots wrong with playing for the hun and beating your wife.

 

[Relahni]

There's nothig wrong with mentally ill folk bar the obvious of being mentally ill, there is however lots wrong with playing for the hun and beating your wife.

What about your idols, the rapists?

 

[revol68]

What about your idols, the rapists?

Never heard of them, they anything like The Killers?

 

[Relahni]

Never heard of them, they anything like The Killers?

Slur Alex's players.

You don't get that with Rafa's players. More discipline, more respect. That's the Liverpool way though, not to rape females. Shame it's not the same with your lot.

Anyway, back on track, if Gazza had been with a manager like Clough or Benitez, it could have been so different.

 

[Rollem]

Anyway, back on track, if Gazza had been with a manager like Clough or Benitez, it could have been so different.

instead he got sacked after 39days....is that a record?

 

[Relahni]

instead he got sacked after 39days....is that a record?

They didn't allow him to do his job!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Rollem]

They didn't allow him to do his job!!!!!!!!!!!

blah blah blah, was it a record?!?

 

[Relahni]

blah blah blah, was it a record?!?

No, I don't think so.

 

[Ms T]

That's very sad. Please don't let those lovely people from The Sun have a comedy headline like they did with "Bonkers Bruno".

That massively backfired on them and they changed it for the later editions. Don't think they'll be making that mistake again.

 

[revol68]

Slur Alex's players.

You don't get that with Rafa's players. More discipline, more respect. That's the Liverpool way though, not to rape females. Shame it's not the same with your lot.

Anyway, back on track, if Gazza had been with a manager like Clough or Benitez, it could have been so different.

Classy stuff, funny though the case never got further than yesterdays fish and chip wrapper.

Anyway this is just rather strange,

That's the Liverpool way though, not to rape females.

was the specification of females necessary, is it a qualification of some form, do you know something we don't?

Anyway the only substantiated rape carried out on by a Man Utd player was on a young spanish girl in the Anfield area, the vicious assault went on for just over 90 mins.

 

[Rollem]

No, I don't think so.

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