daily diet of a typical irish person
NB: all portions are giant. please excuse racism
9am: boiled potato in thick crusty bread and chip sandwich with 4 sausages and pasta and chip butty on side with coleslaw
1pm: pasta and noodle pizza with baked potato and loaf of bread with 6 sausages and coleslaw and chips
7pm: carbonara pasta, bread, potato wedges, chips, coleslaw and sausage pie bake with extra onion rings, twirly chips, wiggly chips and triangle chips (with garlic bread)
desert: bread pudding and coleslaw mint thins
11pm: double doner kebab (just meat, no salad or sauce)