Steel Icarus
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I'm not a parent, but I still would
You sick bastard! She's only eleven NOW, and was 0 when they started filming this.
Parents of toddlers - confess your tots TV crushes...
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You sick bastard! She's only eleven NOW, and was 0 when they started filming this.
Steel Icarus
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Boppity
Meet me in Outer Space.
So if you fancy her in images which were taken when she was 19, that's fine.
If you're watching her prance around at 13 and loving it it's weird.
I was replying to the people calling me a kiddy diddler.
The hoobs are awesome but not in a sexy way.
Boppity
Meet me in Outer Space.
That programme has been around for 11 years? Jeez.
Dillinger4
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I don't own any toddlers but I would smash Helen Skelton.
Steel Icarus
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I know. And I was trying the dispel the undoubtedly-accidental-creepiness in the room with a comedy misunderstanding.
And fwiw, nobody called you a kiddy "diddler".
Steel Icarus
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It's sad when you realise you have no idea who any of the Blue Peter presenters are, and that they're all younger than you. I think the last lot I could safely quite fancy (or even knew who they were) were Konie Huq & Romana D'Annunzio.
Dillinger4
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I don't know who any of the other ones are. Just her, because I would smash her like CERN.
Steel Icarus
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And they say romance is dead.
"Hiya, love, you're that bird offa Blue Peter, right? I'm Dillinger4, and I'm gonna smash ya...like CERN."
Boppity
Meet me in Outer Space.
I don't know any hot-blooded ladies who wouldn't swoon at that.
Dillinger4
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Large Hardon Collider.
Steel Icarus
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I've been doing it wrong with the gently self-deprecating humour and the being interested and the manners and that.
Steel Icarus
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Boppity
Meet me in Outer Space.
I've been doing it wrong with the gently self-deprecating humour and the being interested and the manners and that.
Oh yes, your whole girl-pulling life. Totally wrong.
Steel Icarus
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Ah well. At least I'm not a puppet-botherer.
Steel Icarus
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I don't really know what's going on with the bedtime stories on CBeebies. They seem to be going through my freebie list. Holly Willoughby, Mishal Husain, Liza Tarbuck (although she is looking quite mumsy now - not that that's a bad thing). I'm telling you, if Monica Raymund from Lie to me turns up next I'll be ringing the papers. Or Derren Brown.
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