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Parents of toddlers - confess your tots TV crushes...

Just wait, parents of toddlers, until your kids are too old for Cbeebies and you'll realise how carefully wrought it was compared with CBBC. Dani's House and Sadie J are so woefully written and woodenly acted that they leave you longing for the days of Rentaghost.
 
i_hate_beckham said:
From Tikkabilla.

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God that's an old picture :D She's about 40. I can't bear her, hideous voice.

I have a crush on Sid

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I also quite like Mr Bloom :o
 
Iplayer means that children can avoid Horrible Histories - they have keen noses for adult approved, Bafta winning stuff - and enjoy a Sadie J marathon every day.
 
Lil'FA's only just started watching cbbc and is obsessed with the SM and MI High. I don't think she really gets it all but she says that cbeebies is 'for babies'. She's 6 in april...:facepalm:
 
I like that hippy bloke from Green Balloon Club :o

Also Sid after a bit of a twisted dream.

The rest of them on Cbeebies I basically want to kill.

eta I would however deffo shag anyone from Horrible Histories, just out of respect
 
Jesus no.
They are a passionless gang of freaks. They don't even have genitalia in my mind, smooth and plastic like Ken dolls.
Would totally kick that Sarah Jane prick in her plastic mons though.
 
Steel☼Icarus said:
Cerrie Burnell's grown on me loads. She's really not my type - skinny, gangly & blonde - but she's got a lovely kind face that sometimes does a kind of knowing sauciness.
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Especially in the Autumn Song. You know the shot I mean. Pure filth!

trashpony said:
I have a crush on Sid.

I also quite like Mr Bloom :o
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Thank god! My son is obsessed with the bloody programme and so I have found myself fixating on Mr Bloom himself to get me through the day :o

Sid is the only one of them all that I can actually imagine having sex though. Well, and Cerrie. She looks like she goes out clubbing every night and comes home with her pockets stuffed with phone numbers.
 
May Kasahara said:
Especially in the Autumn Song. You know the shot I mean. Pure filth!



Thank god! My son is obsessed with the bloody programme and so I have found myself fixating on Mr Bloom himself to get me through the day :o

Sid is the only one of them all that I can actually imagine having sex though. Well, and Cerrie. She looks like she goes out clubbing every night and comes home with her pockets stuffed with phone numbers.
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Sid would rock in bed. As would Mr Bloom I reckon - although he'd be very random. Cerrie is also well naughty. I feel a bit sorry for Sarah Jane. I don't know a single woman who doesn't completely loathe her stupid grinny face and inane giggle. Does she have any friends?
 
:eek: She looks about ten.

And Cerri! No, no, no. She's awful - pretty, yeah, but awkward and shit. That line she has in the weekend song makes me cringe. It's almost enough to make me want to turn off the telly and do something more fulfilling with my daughter.
 
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