Paranoid Android vs Bohemian Rhapsody

[Annierak]

yeah, but i'm really ghey

Of course you are

 

[Hi-ASL]

No, he really, really is.

 

[Annierak]

No, he really, really is.

Have you...ahem, 'been there'?

 

[Hi-ASL]

I've had my hand down his pants a couple of times. We both seemed to like it.

 

[isitme]

I don't like man, but i do go on like briget jones

 

[Annierak]

I've had my hand down his pants a couple of times. We both seemed to like it.

Yeh i'm picking up on the sexual chemistry you two seem to have

 

[Hi-ASL]

He doesn't always respond to my overtures. He blows hot and cold.

I wish he wouldn't drink so much. It makes him unpredictable.

 

[Annierak]

He doesn't always respond to my overtures. He blows hot and cold.

I wish he wouldn't drink so much. It makes him unpredictable.

And a bit limp i would imagine

 

[isitme]

I'm a loose canon

A bit like Eric Cantona I like to think

 

[Annierak]

I'm a loose canon

A bit like Eric Cantona I like to think

I can't get over how much you look like him, i know you hear it a lot but you fackin do

 

[isitme]

I used to have my collar up at school football games

 

[Annierak]

I used to have my collar up at school football games

Did you ever kung fu kick anyone?

 

[Voley]

Isitme,

Go and get a fucking job.

Or a girlfriend.

Or something.

For fuck's sake.

Please.

 

[Annierak]

Isitme,

Go and get a fucking job.

Or a girlfriend.

Or something.

For fuck's sake.

Please.

Awww leave him alone you big bully!!!

 

[Voley]

You too.

 

[Annierak]

You too.

 

[Voley]

You've been here all night, haven't you?

I haven't.

I've done something.

I watched a film.

So there.

 

[Voley]

There Will Be Blood, if you must know.

I enjoyed it.

 

[Annierak]

You've been here all night, haven't you?

I haven't.

I've done something.

I watched a film.

So there.

Actually i've only been on here in the last hour, maybe a bit more. I've done loads tonight, not been at my pc so you're wrong sunshine

 

[machine cat]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=5WeCH9uSlCE

 

[Voley]

 

[Annierak]

I've been burning albums for soj, watching documentries and tidying my kitchen. How dare you!

 

[Voley]

I've been burning albums for soj, watching documentries and tidying my kitchen. How dare you!

... but keeping an eye on U75 to see if isitme says something so you can hang on his every word. Like a big soppy spaz.

I reckon, anyway, and all my mates say so too.

And I'm going to spray paint it outside the school gates.

So ner.

 

[isitme]

Did you ever kung fu kick anyone?

I get that all the time...

 

[Annierak]

... but keeping an eye on U75 to see if isitme says something so you can hang on his every word. Like a big soppy spaz.

I reckon, anyway, and all my mates say so too.

And I'm going to spray paint it outside the school gates.

So ner.

I'm Gonna get my big brother to sort you out!

*skips off to smoke behind the bikesheds*

 

[isitme]

Isitme,

Go and get a fucking job.

Or a girlfriend.

Or something.

For fuck's sake.

Please.

Imagine if I had a Ferrari, imagine how complete my life would be then

 

[Annierak]

I get that all the time...

 

[Voley]

I'm telling miss.

 

[Annierak]

I'm telling miss.

I'm gonna tell miss to have a word with you about changing your school trousers cos you smell of wee

 

[machine cat]

Look you lot! I'm not gonna tell you again! You're all going to get a pink slip if you're not careful!