Pakistan Series: Cricket

[Jazzz]

I've punted £9 on Pakistan to win £41... go Kaneria!

 

[Larry O'Hara]

I've punted £9 on Pakistan to win £41... go Kaneria!

it would appear your knowledge of cricket is equal to your grasp of secret state malfeasance.

 

[Jazzz]

it would appear your knowledge of cricket is equal to your grasp of secret state malfeasance.

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

Looks like Englnad could pull this off...

 

[maomao]

Looks like Englnad could pull this off...

Yep. I'm not going to say anything nice about Ian Bell either, otherwise he'll fuck it up.

Don't fuck it up Belly.

 

[Flashman]

Bell and Strauss go in the same over to the leggie. This will be tight I reckon.

 

[Flashman]

Sami gets Colly..

 

[maomao]

Poor Freddy.

And when the game rest on Pietersen, maomao starts supporting the other side.

Come on Pakistan!

 

[Jografer]

it would appear your knowledge of cricket is equal to your grasp of secret state malfeasance.

..... England are now 118 - 7.......

 

[butchersapron]

Ooh look, England in exciting closing day test shocker!

141-7 - 57 needed.

 

[maomao]

At least we got that cunt Pietersen out.

 

[JTG]

ffs

My best mate's having an operation today, I've barely slept because of it and now I get up and see this. Don't need more stress!

 

[Mr.Bishie]

166-9

32 needed to win!!!

 

[flimsier]

For 9!! I just checked on my mobile and it was for 7!

 

[butchersapron]

Harmison 4 - 23 needed.

 

[butchersapron]

Gone! All over.

 

[Mr.Bishie]

Oh bollocks!

 

[Larry O'Hara]

Evidently

Jazzz had inside knowledge, based on a tip-off from his World Government colleagues. I urgently demand an international inquiry into this matter that shall henceforth be known as '16/11', and look to Jazzz & his co-conspirators providing evidence of the sinister web linking 16/11 to 9/11 & 7/7. Why is Jazzz engaged in a cover up? We demand answers!

 

[Flashman]

Well done Pak, some shite shots from a few of our chaps, but mainly a great last day effort from the Pakistani fellows. Sets the series up nicely IMO, and only four days till the next Test.

 

[Paul Marsh]

Oh well, just when I thought I was going to be late for work, England lost 3 wickets in very sharp succession!

 

[Red_n_all_dat]

great match,

i was supporting Pakistan

 

[Streathamite]

threw it away, ffs!

 

[holteman]

arse..i had a bad feeling from the start.....thats why iv all but kept of this thread with my ashes jinxes

 

[Red_n_all_dat]

But England were still the better team. They should win the next one and I doubt they will lose again. Im betting for a 1-1 in the series.

 

[Jazzz]

feel a bit guilty really but 41/9 was silly odds against the perfectly reasonable prospect of Pakistan skittling out England on their own fifth-day pitch. Especially with a good leggie.

memo to England - win toss next time

 

[Larry O'Hara]

Note..

the way Jazzz does not refute anything concerning his inside knowledge.

 

[maomao]

the way Jazzz does not refute anything concerning his inside knowledge.

I reckon he fixed the match. You've got to ask yourself, qui bono?

 

[Jazzz]

surely the greatest sight in cricket... Giles falling to Shoaib Akhtar

 

[mrkikiet]

not looking too clever at the moment.