Pair of twats jump off DLR train into Canary Wharf Dock

Discussion in 'London and the South East' started by editor, Sep 8, 2017.

  1. editor

    editor Taffus Maximus

  2. Gromit

    Gromit International Man of Misery

    20 uk tombstoning fatalities since 2005.

    Don't think that figure is high enough? Then let's add a moving train into our attempt to gain internet fame. Plonkers.
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  3. editor

    editor Taffus Maximus

    They could have easily landed on the people below. The stupid shits.
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  4. editor

    editor Taffus Maximus

  5. souljacker

    souljacker Those tapas loving FUCKS

    There were other people swimming?
  6. editor

    editor Taffus Maximus

    Err, no. The people walking under the bridge that they jumped off.
  7. krtek a houby

    krtek a houby The end is meh

    This should annoy me but it somehow doesn't. Wouldn't do that shit myself but I imagine it'sa blast...
  8. Lambert Simnel

    Lambert Simnel Banned Banned

    how many road deaths in that time? Let's all stay at home and gaze at our slippers shall we? :D
  9. souljacker

    souljacker Those tapas loving FUCKS

    They were nowhere near them. And they'd have been more likely to break their own bones if they'd got it that wrong.
  10. editor

    editor Taffus Maximus

    He wears a mask, but ...

  11. editor

    editor Taffus Maximus

    Because jumpers never get the timing wrong, eh?
  12. Magnus McGinty

    Magnus McGinty Wh♂️

    Wouldn't be quite so bad if it was done for some cause other than sheer self promotion.
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  13. souljacker

    souljacker Those tapas loving FUCKS

    These two didn't.
  14. That's fucking awesome! Takes real skill to do it and not flip over too.
  15. joustmaster

    joustmaster offcumdun

    Thats pretty cool.
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  16. Magnus McGinty

    Magnus McGinty Wh♂️

    It takes bottle but skill? The ability to swim is about the only one you need.
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  17. The train was moving, therefore they would carry on moving in that direction too, so to not hit the water and flip over is quite tricky.
  18. editor

    editor Taffus Maximus

    But sometimes they do. Maybe they will next time. But who cares because CooL VidZ!
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  19. beesonthewhatnow

    beesonthewhatnow going deaf for a living

    Oh to be young and invincible again :cool:
  20. krtek a houby

    krtek a houby The end is meh

  21. Gromit

    Gromit International Man of Misery

  22. Yossarian

    Yossarian free shrugs

    No Darwin Award for these guys this time, but looks like they'll probably keep trying.
  23. 8ball

    8ball Most Ignoreable Poster 2016

    They are very naughty boys.
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  24. Magnus McGinty

    Magnus McGinty Wh♂️

    I liked the scene with the police walking along the promenade. In documentary art that suggests it's introducing a scene where there's a confrontation with the police. Which didn't happen. Just a bit of running in wet clothes. So their film making abilities are shit.

    They've just shoehorned that police footage in. It doesn't resolve in the narrative so totally pointless.
    Last edited: Sep 9, 2017
  25. Riklet

    Riklet procrastinación

    Pretty cool video tbf.

    Dickheads and a bad idea obvs but still.
  26. Gromit

    Gromit International Man of Misery

    "If in the first act you have hung a pistol on the wall, then in the following one it should be fired. Otherwise don't put it there."
  27. cupid_stunt

    cupid_stunt Dyslexic cnut, & all round knob-head.

    If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. :thumbs:
  28. maomao

    maomao 四月她爹

    No. The dock's huge and they don't actually want to die. No chance of that.
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  29. UnderAnOpenSky

    UnderAnOpenSky baseline neural therapy

    They were miles away!
  30. Magnus McGinty

    Magnus McGinty Wh♂️

    That aside if it'd been an officially organised stunt do you think that walkway would have remained open? Just because something didn't go wrong, doesn't mean something couldn't.

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