Owning a boat

[twentythreedom]

I like to think of myself as Urban's no. 1 yacht owner tbf

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Why would you want to insure a canoe?

 

[hash tag]

Against leaks?
Seriously, would it be third party insurance in case any property or persons got injured or damaged by your canoe?
I would bet that the majority of people who take staff like canoes and kayaks out on to the waterways do not have
any insurance and I would be surprised if that many paid the annual licence fee.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

I like to think of myself as Urban's no. 1 yacht owner tbf

twentythreedom seen recently circumnavigating the Nab Tower...

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Against leaks?
Seriously, would it be third party insurance in case any property or persons got injured or damaged by your canoe?
I would bet that the majority of people who take staff like canoes and kayaks out on to the waterways do not have
any insurance and I would be surprised if that many paid the annual licence fee.

How much damage can you do with a canoe???

 

[hash tag]

I imagine you could kill someone with one, put scratches on a car or other boat paint work, put a window through (when carrying it).

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

If you put scratches on a car whilst canoeing, you're doing it wrong.

 

[hash tag]

 

[hash tag]

Sorry.

There were these two people from a very cold climate sitting in a kayak. When it started to get cold, they lit a fire to try and get warm; the kayak sank.

It only goes to show - you can't have your kayak and heat it.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

There's a canoe club at the end of my road, I'm getting worried now!

 

[twentythreedom]

Get a stand up paddle board, you can see over the reeds and river bank

I saw a 12 person one last week - looked ridiculous tbh

 

[hash tag]

twelve person paddle board

One person has a wobble, 12 get ducked

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Get a stand up paddle board, you can see over the reeds and river bank

I saw a 12 person one last week - looked ridiculous tbh

No licence required on the river for a paddle board

 

[hash tag]

No licence required on the river for a paddle board

There's a surprise. No one can stay upright on them.

 

[Sweet FA]

How fucking fast were they canoeing?!

 

[Ax^]

how much to insure a little boat

 

[Buddy Bradley]

Why would you want to insure a canoe?

I'm just going by what the gov.uk site says.


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[steveo87]

Sorry

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

It's too dangerous. You may experience boat happiness.


*gets shotgun*

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

 

[A380]

"If it flies or floats it's always cheaper to hire."

This is always true in the long run.

(Whilst there is an incredibly horrible misogynist longer version the above is true.)

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

how much to insure a little boat

Ax^ having a little tug there.

 

[sim667]

 

[skyscraper101]

What happened to the OP Boris Sprinkler ?

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

What happened to the OP Boris Sprinkler ?

 

[Lancman]

You either want a boat ... really, really want a boat and nothing will stop you getting one, one way or another, or you don't.

 

[Saul Goodman]

I owned a boat many years. It was only a 21 foot speedboat but by fuck I grew to hate it. It was the biggest money pit I ever bought into.
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry when I sold it, as it likely cost me more in running costs and repairs than I sold it for.
As they say, the two happiest days in a boat owner's life. The day you buy it and the day you sell it.

 

[Artaxerxes]

twelve person paddle board

One person has a wobble, 12 get ducked

If you film it, it pays for itself

 

[sim667]

I've actually been on a 12 person paddle board.

Its difficult

 

[DaveCinzano]

Sorry