Outline a typical weekday evening at home please (with timings)

[baldrick]

5:00 Finish work, walk to bus stop
6:00-6:15 Arrive home
6:01 Smoke cig, watch simpsons while OH cooks, or annoy him in the kitchen
6:29 watch Hollyoaks, eat dinner
7:00 Smoke second cig, watch Ch4 news
7:15 Get bored with news, turn telly off
7:16 Read books/watch dvd/go on hunt for cake/talk nonsense
8:15 OH will complain that he's tired
9:00 OH goes to bed. Sometimes i go to bed as well

 

[Bomber]

4:30 Finish Work.
5:00 Drive home
6:00 Arrive home. Watch crap TV for an hour [Richard & Judy etc]
7:00 Procrastinate before making tea hence annoying wife.
7:30 Nosh time !
8:00 Read, moan about more crap on telly, let dog out & back in hundreds of times, drink wine whilst stating intention to cut it out & get fit, say things like, 'I'd give her one' under my breath each time a new weather girl appears, pontificate on the state of the nation whilst reading the paper etc. etc.
or b) Watch movies
or c) Ponce around on urban or my blog
11:30 Fancy sex, but never get it nowadays! Stay up way too late !!