Out of date jelly babies - will I die?

[farmerbarleymow]

Was tidying up and found a 400g box of jelly babies that were best before early May - will I die if I eat them?

They might have mutated into evil children of the damned babies since then...

 

[souljacker]

Obligatory yes you will die post. But it won't be the jelly babies.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Just feed them to the seagulls and see what happens.

 

[WouldBe]

Should be fine.

Could always feed them to seagulls.

 

[gosub]

It not a question of while you die? Everybody dies. More a question of have you lived...

Sounds you are living the dream

 

[JimW]

So this is jelly preschoolers now?

 

[bimble]

Yes. Post them to me apart from the yellow ones.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Yes. Post them to me apart from the yellow ones.

That'd probably constitute human trafficking.

 

[Ax^]

ar they suger free ones

 

[planetgeli]

Yes. Post them to me apart from the yellow ones.

I'll have the yellow ones.

Weirdo.

 

[hitmouse]

Are they flavoured jelly babies, or are you just eating ready salted jelly babies like a proper adult does?

 

[farmerbarleymow]

ar they suger free ones

God no, what do you take me for - some kind of weirdo?

Don't answer that.

 

[moochedit]

Was tidying up and found a 400g box of jelly babies that were best before early May - will I die if I eat them?

They might have mutated into evil children of the damned babies since then...

You'll be fine...tuck in ..... * rubs hands together and gives evil laugh *

 

[cupid_stunt]

God no, what do you take me for - some kind of weirdo?

Don't answer that.

Yes.

ETA - oops, sorry, only just noticed the second line of your post.

But, the answer is still yes.

 

[WouldBe]

Yes.

ETA - oops, sorry, only just noticed the second line of your post.

But, the answer is still yes.

Snap.

 

[dessiato]

I've been told I should always have some jelly babies with me in case of hypoglycaemia. If you need to pass them on I'll take them off your hands. Saves me buying some.

 

[savoloysam]

No but you will be shaking all over.