Out of date breaded cod - will I die?

[Minnie_the_Minx]

or rather, will my b/f die?

I have M&S breaded cod with oven chips but I got my dates mixed up and it went out of date yesterday.

Now I know fish is dodgy but... can't risk b/f's health as it's not good or will it still be safe?

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

yes or no? Hurry up, I gotta eat

 

[Calva dosser]

Be fine. Just won't taste brilliant.

A deep fry might remove any untoward pissiness.

 

[aqua]

it'll be fine

smell it to be sure, but 1 day isn't really worth the thread tbh

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

it'll be fine

smell it to be sure, but 1 day isn't really worth the thread tbh

Too late. Fish is in the bin, he's having chips and eggs and tomatoes and ham.

Could have done chicken but he's already had that today

 

[spanglechick]

oh ffs!

how did people live all those years without use by dates?

could it be that there're other ways to tell if something is off?

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

oh ffs!

how did people live all those years without use by dates?

could it be that there're other ways to tell if something is off?

I've not got much of a sense of smell

 

[pogofish]

Fish is one of those foods that can often be off well before its use by date & when it turns, it can turn very quickly.

It can also harbour some truly nasty things. Indeed, fish parasites have more horrible personality than almost any other form.

Had too many bad experiences personally, so I'll now only eat fish that I've caught, cleaned & carefully checked myself.

There is a specific freshness test/scale for fish, it is simple but it escapes me just now. The Quim Scale? (really!)

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Fish is one of those foods that can often be off well before its use by date & when it turns, it can turn very quickly.

It can also harbour some truly nasty things. Indeed, fish parasites have more horrible personality than almost any other form.

Had too many bad experiences personally, so I'll now only eat fish that I've caught, cleaned & carefully checked myself.

There is a specific freshness test/scale for fish, it is simple but it escapes me just now. The Quim Scale? (really!)

Quim? I'm sure that's a rude word

 

[chymaera]

or rather, will my b/f die?

I have M&S breaded cod with oven chips but I got my dates mixed up and it went out of date yesterday.

Now I know fish is dodgy but... can't risk b/f's health as it's not good or will it still be safe?

If it is in the freezer it will be OK, in the fridge bin it.

 

[og ogilby]

There is a specific freshness test/scale for fish, it is simple but it escapes me just now. The Quim Scale? (really!)

Do cheesemongers have a bellend scale to test for freshness?

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

If it is in the freezer it will be OK, in the fridge bin it.

too late. I retrieved it from the bin

Well it wasn't the bin, it was still in its' packaging

 

[Melinda]

Fish is one of those foods that can often be off well before its use by date & when it turns, it can turn very quickly.

It can also harbour some truly nasty things. Indeed, fish parasites have more horrible personality than almost any other form.

Had too many bad experiences personally, so I'll now only eat fish that I've caught, cleaned & carefully checked myself.

There is a specific freshness test/scale for fish, it is simple but it escapes me just now. The Quim Scale? (really!)

Food prophet of DOOOOOM!

Minnie you should have be braver! E2a Yay! We saved the fish!


Of course if Mr Minx gets violently ill and is chucking up his guts in 2 hours, I'll deny all knowledge.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Food prophet of DOOOOOM!

Minnie you should have be braver!

I'd eat it but I don't want b/f to be sick but it's too late now, he's eaten it

 

[Melinda]

I'd eat it but I don't want b/f to be sick but it's too late now, he's eaten it

All we need to do now is wait....

*Taps foot*

 

[aqua]

pogofish is without a doubt the doomongerer of foodies

I'd eat it, 1 day is nothing

 

[Melinda]

pogofish is without a doubt the doomongerer of foodies

Innit!

 

[Mogden]

*awaits outcome*

We ate M & S squidgy chocolate puds on Sunday night that had a date of the 17th Nov on them. I like to live dangerously with my food

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

All we need to do now is wait....

*Taps foot*

oh no he just coughed

 

[moomoo]

Is he dead yet?

 

[Melinda]

Is he dead yet?

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Is he dead yet?

he's having a sneezing fit

 

[JTG]

I'll happily eat all sorts of stuff that's out of date. food belongs in my tummy, not in the bin

 

[moomoo]

he's having a sneezing fit

Oh dear, that's one of the first signs of food poisoning and certain death.

 

[Detroit City]

he's having a sneezing fit

make sure you leave a note for the loved ones MtM

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Oh dear, that's one of the first signs of food poisoning and certain death.

Coughing, then sneezing, now he's gone to the loo

 

[moomoo]

Coughing, then sneezing, now he's gone to the loo

(((((Minnie_the_Minx)))))



I know a decent florist if you want her number................

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

(((((Minnie_the_Minx)))))



I know a decent florist if you want her number................

noooooooooooo, don't say that

 

[pogofish]

Quim? I'm sure that's a rude word

No but if you want a fish-house buyer to remember it, a bit of innuendo probably helps.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

No but if you want a fish-house buyer to remember it, a bit of innuendo probably helps.

I'm glad I'm not a fish lover