Other half hates cats - advice?

[purplex]

Ask him after sex Im completely pliable after shagging, I would agree to anything really.
Be really coy and cute and cry if he says no. Dont stop crying, if he hasnt conceded within half an hour,sleep downstairs, then refuse to talk to him until he agrees. He will agree if you make him feel bad enough, he'll grow to love the cat.

 

[maomao]

Kill him and let cats eat his corpse.

 

[madzone]

you haz dog? why wasn't i aware of this?

Yes, I haz dog

I don't know why you weren't aware of this. Maybe you're daft in the head

 

[berniedicters]

Ask him after sex

This is a bloke we're talking about. Ask him before sex. Just before. It's conceivable I might even agree to cats just before sex.

 

[heinous seamus]

Perhaps you could compromise with say a goldfish?

 

[sojourner]

Perhaps you could compromise with say a goldfish?

this is a terrible idea

everyone gets landed with a fucking fish no one wants to change, and no one loves

((fish))

 

[fen_boy]

Kill all the cats in the world.

problem solved.

 

[purplex]

This is a bloke we're talking about. Ask him before sex. Just before. It's conceivable I might even agree to cats just before sex.

I wasnt sure agnes tbh, i am a bloke. Im well pliable after sex.

 

[berniedicters]

I wasnt sure agnes tbh, i am a bloke. Im well pliable after sex.

It wears off quick, with me... back to my intransigent grouchy old self in as little time as it takes not to smoke that post-coital fag...