Operation White Cliff- Britain First patrol Kent Beaches looking for migrants

[weltweit]

What exactly are they planning to do if they find some incomers on the beach?

 

[Mrs Miggins]

Getting publicity, and it has worked.

I guess so.
It's just fucking weird. 4 blokes standing on a beach on the look out for immigrants.

 

[FridgeMagnet]

It's the latest half arsed social media imitation of US right wing loons. There are assorted militia groups there who patrol the border with Mexico so, uh, let's say we'll get some lads together and hang around on the beach?

There will be about three of them and they will probably never even do it again.

 

[Proper Tidy]

Trying to copy the weirdo dickhead minutemen types in the states. Grown men pissing about in camo playing toy soldiers, bellends. Hope they get twatted and rammed in a dinghy back over

 

[Wilf]

Is there anything these arseholes won't do to make themselves feel relevant?

Far right group patrols beaches for migrants

One of them isn't properly dressed for doing Racism on the Beach.

 

[JimW]

Paul, Paul, rumours of a big dinghy flotilla off Rockall. Can you and the lads scramble and be up there pronto?

 

[danny la rouge]

What exactly are they planning to do if they find some incomers on the beach?

Tut, in no uncertain terms.

 

[danny la rouge]

One of them isn't properly dressed for doing Racism on the Beach.

Liked for “Racism on the Beach”, which sounds like a cocktail in a golf clubhouse. Not because I know the right attire for costal calumny.

 

[rekil]

Coastal Calumny is a good name for a racehorse.

 

[cupid_stunt]

I guess so.
It's just fucking weird. 4 blokes standing on a beach on the look out for immigrants.

The 2 photos of the BF twats, are both credited as being from 'Britain First', it's just a publicity stunt, helps with recruitment & getting donations.

It's a shame the KM Group, a company I was proud to work for in the 80's, fell for it, but sadly that's the state of local newspapers nowadays, so few staff left, they'll reproduce any old press release* & photos supplied.

* slightly re-written if they can be arsed, to make it look like a proper report, but often just a copy & paste job.

I doubt there's any real patrols, just a few twats coming back from a day-trip to France, assuming they even went to French.

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[Treacle Toes]

One of them isn't properly dressed for doing Racism on the Beach.

Perhaps a beach bar called just that is their next move?

Racism from men in suits is nothing new all the same.

 

[Dogsauce]

Should go and play on the beach at night with high powered torches just to get them all excited, have a few people at each end of the beach luring them one way and then the other, make the fat fucks run about a bit and trip over on the shingle.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

If they want to stop refugees coming 'ere they need to be on French beaches. I guess many of them have legal issues that restrict their ability to travel abroad though.

 

[skyscraper101]

They've managed to muster what, three people? They do realize how big Kent is? I give them less than a week.

 

[kebabking]

It keeps them from hanging around school gates though, so, you know....

 

[cupid_stunt]

Oh, I've just remembered the KM Group also runs a county-wide radio station, and have one of those local TV licences too.

I expect this 'story', sorry I mean 'press release', will get coverage on KM-FM & KM-TV too.

 

[cupid_stunt]

They've managed to muster what, three people? They do realize how big Kent is? I give them less than a week.

A week?

At tops 5 minutes to get the photos for their press release, and off to the pub, job done.

 

[JimW]

A week?

At tops 5 minutes to get the photos for their press release, and off to the pub, job done.

Be fair, they might light an illegal fire and have a few cans they fail to bin properly first.

 

[Wilf]

Could I have a Racism on the Beach Barman?
- Certainly sir, straight glass?
Not yet, I was hoping we could banter to and forth before the inevitable glassing.
- No, no! I meant do you want it in a straight glass.
Oh, I see. Not worried really, so long as it has a very clear FULL line on it.

 

[JimW]

That looming white bulk under its mantle of green, do you reckon there's anything like it anywhere else in the world, Paul?
Oh, I think they get fat Walts in Eastern Europe too.

 

[Wilf]

Far right group patrols beaches for migrants

This is actually Anthony Gormley's worst installation.

 

[gosub]

This is actually Anthony Gormley's worst installation.

It looks better when the tide is in

 

[Proper Tidy]

What's the D for? In BFD.

 

[Proper Tidy]

Dommando

 

[Wilf]

It looks better when the tide is in

I tend to think of it more as a Ca-neutering.

 

[JimW]

Defenders? - right back in the 1930s etc

 

[rekil]

What's the D for? In BFD.

Dybbuk.

 

[YouSir]

What's the D for? In BFD.

Dogging, whole thing's just an elaborate cover story for shagging in rural carparks

 

[cupid_stunt]

Let's be clear - there are no fucking patrols!

No reporter went out on this 'story', if they did, the photos would be credited to the KM Group & not BF. The few reporters allowed out of the office have to take photos on their phones for any report, as they don't employ photographers any longer.

This was a press release, with photos, issued by BF. Some poor bastard, who probably has 'reporter' as their job description, but actually is just an overseer of 'RGC' (reader generated content) and chained to their desk, got the e-mail from BF, fired off a few e-mails to other 'interested parties' for comment, then cobbled together this so-called 'story'.

It's fake news.

 

[danny la rouge]

It's fake news.

You would say that.