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opening securicor money boxes

detective-boy said:
armed robbers sitting round a pile of orange money, in an orange bedroom in an orange flat high up a Swiss Cottage tower block, looking like they'd just been Tango'ed whe we burst in ...


"the future's bright..."

:D
 
detective-boy said:
(This brings back memories of: (a) armed robbers in a mini screaming down the Uxbridge Road with orange smoke pouring out of the windows (on council CCTV) ... (b) armed robbers being chased by us (our ambush was a bit of a fuck up) when the box exploded on them and they put their car into a lamppost .... and (c) armed robbers sitting round a pile of orange money, in an orange bedroom in an orange flat high up a Swiss Cottage tower block, looking like they'd just been Tango'ed whe we burst in ...)
I'm detecting a pattern here.....

So what you're really saying is, if you want to jack a securicor van and nick the money box without coming a cropper, don't use a gun!!!

Suits me - I don't like guns anyway.

I'm going to be "armed" with a large banana, or possibly a sharpened slice of watermelon.

:cool:
 
EastEnder said:
a sharpened slice of watermelon.

:cool:

:eek: steady!

If you're gonna mess around with those then leave the safety catch on!

They've been known to go off if you leave them lying around for too long.




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