opening securicor money boxes

[Wintermute]

armed robbers sitting round a pile of orange money, in an orange bedroom in an orange flat high up a Swiss Cottage tower block, looking like they'd just been Tango'ed whe we burst in ...

"the future's bright..."

 

[EastEnder]

(This brings back memories of: (a) armed robbers in a mini screaming down the Uxbridge Road with orange smoke pouring out of the windows (on council CCTV) ... (b) armed robbers being chased by us (our ambush was a bit of a fuck up) when the box exploded on them and they put their car into a lamppost .... and (c) armed robbers sitting round a pile of orange money, in an orange bedroom in an orange flat high up a Swiss Cottage tower block, looking like they'd just been Tango'ed whe we burst in ...)

I'm detecting a pattern here.....

So what you're really saying is, if you want to jack a securicor van and nick the money box without coming a cropper, don't use a gun!!!

Suits me - I don't like guns anyway.

I'm going to be "armed" with a large banana, or possibly a sharpened slice of watermelon.

 

[MarkMark]

a sharpened slice of watermelon.

steady!

If you're gonna mess around with those then leave the safety catch on!

They've been known to go off if you leave them lying around for too long.




coat?

 

[Yetman]

That doesnt even j.....look just get out will you. Fuck the coat. GO.