opening securicor money boxes

[Bob_the_lost]

Come on, it's easy enoough to find a hyperbaric chamber and we know at least one urbanite who's in the cutting edge of robotic arms...

 

[Psychonaut]

Ive got a great mp3 of Alex Jones interviewing David Icke. Not a back-slapping contest, as Jones Christianity clashs sharply with Ickes spirituality & jesas revisionism.

 

[Bob_the_lost]

Ive got a great mp3 of Alex Jones interviewing David Icke. Not a back-slapping contest, as Jones Christianity clashs sharply with Ickes spirituality & jesas revisionism.

 

[subversplat]

RIP pancake bunny

 

[Bob_the_lost]

RIP pancake bunny

Say it ain't so!

 

[subversplat]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oolong_(rabbit)

 

[subversplat]

A bunny balancing a pancake balancing a smaller bunny with a smaller pancake!

 

[Giles]

SWAT teams are being deployed in Stockwell again as we speak. EE, I shouldn't RUN as you're entering the tube if I were you.

It won't make any difference. They'll shoot you anyway.

Giles..

 

[Pingu]

Come on, it's easy enoough to find a hyperbaric chamber and we know at least one urbanite who's in the cutting edge of robotic arms...

actually I can get access to a hyperbaric chamber... not scoring so highly on the robotic arm front though

 

[EastEnder]

actually I can get access to a hyperbaric chamber... not scoring so highly on the robotic arm front though

Not a problem.

You provide the hyperbaric chamber, we'll provide Bob_the_lost to act as sacrificial "robot".

Everyone's a winner.

So, who's got the box full of cash then?

 

[golightly]

So, who's got the box full of cash then?

Ah, the flaw in your seemingly perfect plan.

 

[WouldBe]

Even if the dye did go off what's wrong with laundering the money literally.

 

[EastEnder]

Even if the dye did go off what's wrong with laundering the money literally.

I think the whole point is that the dye's indelible......

Don't forget, it doesn't matter if the money's fucked when the bank gets it back - they just note the serial numbers, destroy the old notes and replace them with shiny new ones.

Whereas attempting to buy a new car with a bunch of bright pink 20's is unlikely to succeed....

 

[WouldBe]

The dye must be soluble in something to get a solution to spray all over the notes in the first place.

If you choose the solvent right you may be able to remove the dye without removing the print on the notes.

 

[subversplat]

The dye must be soluble in something to get a solution to spray all over the notes in the first place.

If you choose the solvent right you may be able to remove the dye without removing the print on the notes.

Unless it's a "setting" ink, that goes through a chemical change while drying. Sort of like cement.

 

[*Miss Daisy*]

i thought the dye is distributed in a cloud of smokey stuff,,,,

spect i'm wrong tho,,

 

[GarfieldLeChat]

what would prevent you drilling though the ink packs and simply draining them ... then allowing the dye propellant to go off and it spraying nothing...

 

[Firky]

BT Phoneboxes are, or at least were, a piece of piss to get into. If a skinny eleven your old kid could do it with a car jack and a snap-on screwdriver, any bugger can.

IIRC the dye is powder based and becomes 'wet' when it comes into contact with air.

 

[WouldBe]

BT Phoneboxes are, or at least were, a piece of piss to get into. If a skinny eleven your old kid could do it with a car jack and a snap-on screwdriver, any bugger can.

IIRC the dye is powder based and becomes 'wet' when it comes into contact with air.

Even easier then.

Place the securicor box in a sealed box with loads of dessicant in it. Shake powder off notes and remove.

 

[subversplat]

http://science.howstuffworks.com/question671.htm

Not very enlightening

 

[Firky]

Even easier then.

Place the securicor box in a sealed box with loads of dessicant in it. Shake powder off notes and remove.

It is far easier to get a toy gun and rob a rural post office

 

[*Miss Daisy*]

It is far easier to get a toy gun and rob a rural post office

when i lived in wales ( 6 yrs ago), there was a busy post office with no security screen or door, no cameras and only had old biddies serving,, carpark right next door,,

never got turned over,,

spect its all high tec now,,

theres a few of them fone boxes with the old money box(non slanted bottoms)
still here in B'mouth,, think all the crims are too posh to do a fone box

 

[onemonkey]

liquid nitrogen is fairly easy to obtain.. just rob your local sperm bank.

 

[hiccup]

Oh for fucks sake. Guess what the top google result is for Securicor Dye

 

[wiskey]

Oh for fucks sake. Guess what the top google result is for Securicor Dye

 

[wiskey]

http://science.howstuffworks.com/question671.htm

Not very enlightening

no but i found the lengths that they have gone to quite astounding - thin dye packs with magnetic radio devices to tell them when to explode and then when they do they spray tear gas off all nice things.

 

[wiskey]

Oh for fucks sake. Guess what the top google result is for Securicor Dye

and also for securicor box

 

[spiralx]

Oops!

 

[hiccup]

and also for securicor box

Coolio. urban75 pwn3d securicor.

 

[Mrs Magpie]

I bloody well dreamt about this thread

...in my dream laptop opened it in a vacuum chamber and I took the money for the server fund.....