One short sentence film reviews...

[Rasberry Nipple]

Blair Witch Project

Unhappy campers
or
If you go down to the woods today

or

Blair Witch Project

Runny nose, lost in woods.

 

[omnipotent]

-------Spoiler------------Spoiler---------

The Village

The Monsters are fake and the village is in the middle of a city.

Blair Witch
or
Stupid Americans run around screaming and then I got bored

 

[gsv]

Make the spoiler warning more prominent and more informative you fucking cunt


GS(v)

 

[kakuma]

kill bill 2

all the good bits are over

 

[shoddysolutions]

Vanishing Point

Vroom, vroom ... BOOM! (chukka chukka wah wah)

 

[BassJunkie]

The Wicker Man

Wooly headed thinking xtian gets burned

 

[poului]

yde56r64564

Magnolia.


I don't get it.

 

[BassJunkie]

Requiem For A Dream

Drugs are really cool, oh shit, actually they're fooking awful.

 

[Allan]

Doom

What's it got to do with the game?

 

[DexterTCN]

Donnie Darko

It's time you got this.

(and this link for lovers of short film reviews)

 

[jms]

Donnie Darko

Overrated.

 

[onemonkey]

The Perfect Storm.

An absolute shower!

 

[Dubversion]

Lost in Translation

Nothing happens, nothing happens, wins an Oscar because of her dad, nothing happens ...

edit: can't be bothered.

 

[MightyAphrodite]

Closer-

Stunning depiction of how horrid and nasty we can treat each other at times.

(i know loads of ppl dont/didnt like it ...)

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Blade Trinity.

Sucker shocker spoiled by slow scenes.

 

[DaveCinzano]

the elephant man

more man than elephant

 

[Valve]

capote

narcissistic prick.

 

[MightyAphrodite]

goodfellas

full of hell-a-coppery paranoid goodness

 

[BassJunkie]

American Psycho

Astute music reviews

 

[akirajoel]

American Psycho

Astute music reviews

that made me laugh.

 

[starfish]

Lost in Translation
Its got Scarlett Johansson in it. Nuff said

The Day After Tomorrow
& you thought Titanic was bad.