One short sentence film reviews...

[DaveCinzano]

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the great escape

they all get recaptured, except coburn & bronson

 

[Griff]

Withnail & I

Pissed geezers.

 

[fishfingerer]

The Flintstones

Yabba dabba don't.

 

[DaveCinzano]

the cook, the thief, his wife and her lover

posh wank and nice-looking grub

 

[fishfingerer]

Pretty Woman

Gentlemen prefer crackwhores apparently.

 

[Firky]

Saw
Wish I hadn't

oohh goodun!

 

[Firky]

Lethal Weapon

Fast talking, fast shooting, white cop meets laid back black cop.

Top Gun

Tom Cruise flying like a tit.

Days of Thunder

Tom Cruise driving like a tit.

Vanilla Sky
Tom Cruise being a tit.

 

[Firky]

The Two Towers:

A bunch of caucasians running around with swords.

 

[rusalki]

Whispers and Cries

Cutting deep red inside

Apocalypse Now

The horror fo the man who turn himself in a god-like beast

Last Tango in Paris

A man and a woman free of their names

Dead Man

A man who remembers of the boat

Arizona Dream

Wisdom-fishes and flying-machines

 

[Firky]

Whispers and Cries

Cutting deep red inside

Apocalypse Now

The horror fo the man who turn himself in a god-like beast

Last Tango in Paris

A man and a woman free of their names

Dead Man

A man who remembers of the boat

Arizona Dream

Wisdom-fishes and flying-machines

You're allowed to choose good filUms you know?

 

[DaveCinzano]

i think...

last tango in paris
butter up the arse

...sells it slightly better

 

[rusalki]

i think...

last tango in paris
butter up the arse

...sells it slightly better

... I think you are right...

 

[Orang Utan]

Titanic
Big ship sinks

Secrets & Lies
Woman cries and cries

JFK
they all did it

 

[Firky]

three men and a little lady

Three puffs and a tight cunt

*gets coat*

 

[Orang Utan]

Bright Young Things
posh cunts

Peter's Friends
Posh cunts but one of them snuffs it

 

[Pilgrim]

Threads.

Just watched this on video, and it will a LONG, LONG time before I watch it again.

 

[Firky]

Threads.

Just watched this on video, and it will a LONG, LONG time before I watch it again.

it is FUCKED up man, nearly as bad as plague dogs.

 

[loud 1]

transformers the movie.

car.robot.

 

[Orang Utan]

9 Songs
you see it going in

 

[oneflewover]

Lord Of The Rings

The cute ones win

Gregorys Girl

keep it in the family

 

[sleazesells]

Pervirella

Emily Booth, tits, great music, I look forward to defiling your corpse!

Metropolis

Futuristic, evil maria, leftist.

 

[nick1181]

Spinal Tap

Rocks

 

[Firky]

Pervirella

Emily Booth,

mmmmmm emily booth

 

[nick1181]

Revenge of the Sith

Fighting Space-Muppets

Attack of the Clones

Toy-Fight

The Phantom Menace

Twat-fight in a toyshop.

 

[Ryazan]

 

[Orang Utan]

mmmmmm emily booth

I just googleimaged her - we really do need our valves decompressed

 

[Dubversion]

The Beach
Backpackers must die!

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Saw

Movie shoots self in foot with grating performance by hack actors.

 

[kakuma]

the game

michael douglas is a miserable old cunt

fight club

lots of sweaty anarchists

 

[inflatable jesus]

Mission to Mars

A film made for people who didn't understand 2001: A space odyssey.