One author in the style of another

[8den]

...and so my companion Friedrich E. and I foolishly resolved to penetrate the eldritch darkness of commodity fetishism and false consciousness, hoping to unlock the elder secrets of those forbidden collectivist societies that existed before the earliest dreams of Babylon...

Aiiiiiii! Jeder nach seinen Fähigkeiten, jedem nach seinen Bedürfnissen! He comes...!

HP Lovecraft does Karl Marx

Quality.

 

[llantwit]

The Cultural Waste Land

Nam Sybillam quidem Cumis ego ipse oculis meis vidi in ampulla pendere, et cum pueri illi dicerent: Στβμλλ τί Θέλεις; respondebat illa: άπσΘνειν Θελω.

For Dan Brown
Il Miglior Fabbro

The Illuminati were the cruelest bunch.
Grinding dead metaphors and bloody scenes out of dull words
and all-too decipherable signs.
Bin gar kein Schriftsteller, aber sie haben mich trotzdem bezahlt.
I, Tom Hanks, old man with wrinkled dugs, also made a packet.
Sweepings. Dust.
Believe me when I tell you it was readable.

Antimatter? No matter.
And then the pope jumped out of a helicopter.

TS Eliot does Dan Brown