On this thread our eyebrows get cut at the barbers
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DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
izz
rage, rage against the lying of the Right
bmd
Island in the stream.
May I add my vote to this also ? A gentlemen looks so much better if he attends to his eyebrow, ear and nasal hair when there is need. I know it must be tedious if there's a beard to take care of as well but it's worth the effort.
Absolutely. And not one of those hill tribe beards that wildly cover all those hirsute sins. Well, apart from your ears. It would have to be a hell of a beard to get up there.
joustmaster
offcumdun
The other day a friend said "Chris, you have a loose eyelash on your nose".
She went to remove it, and exclaimed "Oh god, its attached."
They never taught us about this at school. Sex education prepared us for all manor of changes and patches of hair.
At no point did they add - "...and when you're in your 30s, your eyebrows, nose, and ears will go mad"
She went to remove it, and exclaimed "Oh god, its attached."
They never taught us about this at school. Sex education prepared us for all manor of changes and patches of hair.
At no point did they add - "...and when you're in your 30s, your eyebrows, nose, and ears will go mad"
monsterbunny
Well-Known Member
In my case, careful self-plucking of eyebrows seems to do the trick. Same with ear hair.
For nasal growth, lick the gummed side of a Rizla and stick it onto the top lip, flare nostrils, light paper and do NOT breathe in. Job done.
NB: do not use a king size rizla, unless you want to singe your errant eyebrows and hairline to a smouldering stubble.
For nasal growth, lick the gummed side of a Rizla and stick it onto the top lip, flare nostrils, light paper and do NOT breathe in. Job done.
NB: do not use a king size rizla, unless you want to singe your errant eyebrows and hairline to a smouldering stubble.
joustmaster
offcumdun
marty21
One on one? You're crazy.
is he a heavy sleeper?
marty21
One on one? You're crazy.
and your shoulders, back, and your neck, I have to shave them sometimes ffs
joustmaster
offcumdun
I was looking at my back just this morning. I have no idea what the hair on it is thinks its playing at.
marty21
One on one? You're crazy.
it is MOCKING you
bmd
Island in the stream.
I loved having a crew cut. A pair of those lasted me years and saved the cost of many hair cuts. But now my hair is longer there's no way I would try to cut it myself. Funnily enough, the first place that cut my eyebrows gave me the worst haircut I ever had, kind of lop sided bowl. Spot on with the brows though.
monsterbunny
Well-Known Member
It's all down to ageing. The hair from one's legs begins to migrate to the back and shoulders, and I can never get the shaving angles right for my back. After leaving the shower I look like I've been repeatedly slashed by a psychotic butcher.
izz
rage, rage against the lying of the Right
Apologies for the personal nature of this question, please feel free to ignore if too......intimate but have you ever had your back waxed ? Reason I ask is I have my legs done every 4 weeks and its scared all the hair into hiding, I have hardly any regrowth now.
Haha great thread 
My fella's eyebrows are slowly going proper mad I sometimes wind one back into place. I bought him a nose hair trimmer which he uses sometimes. I remember Stig at Bearded Theory whispering to me 'your fella's got hair ON his nose!' and it's true - it grows just down from the bridge of his nose. I just laughed and said 'well he's a middle-aged man, whaddaya expect?'
I do ambush him and whip them out every now and again though, when it's really distracting me mid-conversation.
My fella's eyebrows are slowly going proper mad I sometimes wind one back into place. I bought him a nose hair trimmer which he uses sometimes. I remember Stig at Bearded Theory whispering to me 'your fella's got hair ON his nose!' and it's true - it grows just down from the bridge of his nose. I just laughed and said 'well he's a middle-aged man, whaddaya expect?' I do ambush him and whip them out every now and again though, when it's really distracting me mid-conversation.
Stig
Condimentalist
Haha great thread
I do ambush him and whip them out every now and again though, when it's really distracting me mid-conversation.
I DID NOT! Did I? blimey, don't remember that. You sure it wasn't someone else less polite?
You were quite drunk at the timeI DID NOT! Did I? blimey, don't remember that. You sure it wasn't someone else less polite?
It was proper funny 
Me76
Not very good lurker
I've noticed this more and more this summer. The big toe hair is getting ridiculous. I try and pluck them when I remember but mostly they just get shaved.I suppose I had the female version of the same experience a couple of weeks ago when I went to get my legs waxed and she asked whether she should do my feet while I was there.
I'm turning into a fucking hobbit
Also pubes have started going further and further onto my legs. What's that about?
There must be a biological reason for hair getting more prolific as you get older but I can't think of any explanation.
PursuedByBears
Go stick your head in a pig
When I passed my mid-thirties I was sad to discover that big white hairs now grow ON my ears. I think it's trying to join up with my beard and take over the top of my head.
bmd
Island in the stream.
My big toe hair has almost gone. I just looked when I read your post. I'm missing it already. I have hair on my fingers still though. Between the knuckle at the end of my palm and the next one. Quite a lot but not enough for a parting.
farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
Never been too troubled with nose hair, so far. But I gave to shave my ears regularly.
Thick tufts of wiry hair grow from inside the ears just behind the blobby bit that sticks out from your face parallel to the sideburns. And long hairs grow from my earlobes. And weirdly, more random white hairs grow vertically from the very top of my ears, like they are trying to emulate Spock.
I don't know whether this is due to me being blonde when younger, but all the hair is completely white.
I use a flexible head electric shaver to defluff them every couple of weeks, and the trimmer attachment to tackle the tufts from inside my ears.
If I don't shave them, it is quite satisfying to pull them out as I'm sat on the train. Just grab them between the fingernails and join them out.
I'm sure my pubes are getting bushier with age too.
Thick tufts of wiry hair grow from inside the ears just behind the blobby bit that sticks out from your face parallel to the sideburns. And long hairs grow from my earlobes. And weirdly, more random white hairs grow vertically from the very top of my ears, like they are trying to emulate Spock.
I don't know whether this is due to me being blonde when younger, but all the hair is completely white.
I use a flexible head electric shaver to defluff them every couple of weeks, and the trimmer attachment to tackle the tufts from inside my ears.
If I don't shave them, it is quite satisfying to pull them out as I'm sat on the train. Just grab them between the fingernails and join them out.
I'm sure my pubes are getting bushier with age too.
bmd
Island in the stream.
Enough for a comb-over?
Finger-combovers. They'll be the next thing, hipsters. You read it here first.
Toes, too. 'Toembovers' they'll be called.
A small quiff maybe. A Fiff as they will come to be known.
