Old Fogey Alert! What Are The Best Slippers?

Discussion in 'threads and dreads' started by Voley, May 19, 2013.

  1. geminisnake

    geminisnake a complex mass of conflicting ideas

    Where's the rest of them?? I need something that goes above the ankle!! :)
     
  2. Shirl

    Shirl Brexit my arse

    I like black, white and red check ones :D
     
  3. Voley

    Voley Knees Up Mother Earth

    I need a new pair of slippers. Those North Face ones that I bought at the beginning of the thread are fucking ludicrous to look at tbf even if they are comfy. I've got to spend a night in hospital soon and expect to be laughed off the ward. :D

    So, Homeys then. I like these ones. Are they one of yours pinkmonkey?
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  4. el-ahrairah

    el-ahrairah forward communism, forward gerbils!

    i'm wearing a pair of these right now. the red and black checked ones. they are super comfy and surprisingly dapper.
     
  5. el-ahrairah

    el-ahrairah forward communism, forward gerbils!

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    *thumbs up from me*
     
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  6. Voley

    Voley Knees Up Mother Earth

    I think I like them more.
     
  7. pogofish

    pogofish Testicle Hairstyle

    I see nothing to change how much I detest slippers.

    Barefoot in the snow is actually quite nice, for a little while anyway, so you really don't need them. :)
     
  8. Voley

    Voley Knees Up Mother Earth

    Can't help thinking this is really what I'm after, mind:

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  9. farmerbarleymow

    farmerbarleymow cooking expert and general daft apeth

    I like them - where are they on sale? :)
     
  10. Voley

    Voley Knees Up Mother Earth

    They've only got them in bigger sizes on their website or I would've had a pair too. I went for the other ones in the end.
     
  11. farmerbarleymow

    farmerbarleymow cooking expert and general daft apeth

    Thanks. Yeah, the size on sale is too big for me too, but will have a look at the others. :)
     
  12. Voley

    Voley Knees Up Mother Earth

    It's a pity because they're a tenner cheaper too.
     
  13. farmerbarleymow

    farmerbarleymow cooking expert and general daft apeth

    It's size-ist! :mad:
     
  14. Voley

    Voley Knees Up Mother Earth

    My Homeys arrived today. Very nice pinkmonkey. :) Dead comfy.
     
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  15. DotCommunist

    DotCommunist my world is fire and blood

    when they are worn out and you chuck them away, you have to pour a measure of liquor onto the ground
     
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  16. Voley

    Voley Knees Up Mother Earth

  17. bmd

    bmd you left me standing here

    I really like these but dont be dissing the North Face wonders! You bought the shiny ones that look like and literally are made from old bin bags. I got the red and black check ones. That said, the Homeys look like a better slipper. And these ones are literally awe inspiring.

    I bet your Homeys wear out before the NF ones.

    NF slippers lol. The jack boot of the slipper world.
     
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  18. Voley

    Voley Knees Up Mother Earth

    The North Face ones have worn out. Mind you that's probably because I mistreat them by putting the bins out in them. They're meant to be the sort of slippers you scale K2 in so it's my fault.
     
  19. Voley

    Voley Knees Up Mother Earth

    You don't hear that said about slippers often enough imo.
     
  20. bmd

    bmd you left me standing here

    I have no doubt it will be the main talking point on your ward.
     
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  21. Voley

    Voley Knees Up Mother Earth

    If the 'Homeys slippers and fucking big tubes hanging out of you' look isn't declared 'a triumph' we'll have pinkmonkey to blame.
     
  22. bmd

    bmd you left me standing here

    Those slippers rocket you into the cool stratosphere. You could even wear them with a hospital gown and no undies and you'll still rock. In fact I think we've found your hospital look. :cool:
     
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  23. Voley

    Voley Knees Up Mother Earth

    The arse-displaying type of gown? That's exactly what I had in mind.
     
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  24. bmd

    bmd you left me standing here

    That's the one! Wear it with confidence. Swan about. Own it. Wear it back to front.
     
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  25. Voley

    Voley Knees Up Mother Earth

    "When questioned by the prosecution on the reasons for his indecent exposure, the accused simply stated that he was 'representing for his homeys'."
     
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  26. bmd

    bmd you left me standing here

    Too right. Get there, pull the curtains round your bed, get your gown and slippers on, fling back the curtains and strut.
     
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  27. bmd

    bmd you left me standing here

    So how did it go Voley?
     
  28. Voley

    Voley Knees Up Mother Earth

    All good. Slippers were complimented by one of the nurses and I got to say they were designed by a friend of mine. :cool:

    Full frontal nudity was kept to a minimum.
     
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    Orang Utan Sub-Sub-Librarian

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