Old Fogey Alert! What Are The Best Slippers?

Where's the rest of them?? I need something that goes above the ankle!!

 

I like black, white and red check ones

 

I need a new pair of slippers. Those North Face ones that I bought at the beginning of the thread are fucking ludicrous to look at tbf even if they are comfy. I've got to spend a night in hospital soon and expect to be laughed off the ward.

So, Homeys then. I like these ones. Are they one of yours pinkmonkey?

 

i'm wearing a pair of these right now. the red and black checked ones. they are super comfy and surprisingly dapper.

 

*thumbs up from me*

 

I think I like them more.

 

I see nothing to change how much I detest slippers.

Barefoot in the snow is actually quite nice, for a little while anyway, so you really don't need them.

 

Can't help thinking this is really what I'm after, mind:

 

I like them - where are they on sale?

 

They've only got them in bigger sizes on their website or I would've had a pair too. I went for the other ones in the end.

 

Thanks. Yeah, the size on sale is too big for me too, but will have a look at the others.

 

It's a pity because they're a tenner cheaper too.

 

It's size-ist!

 

My Homeys arrived today. Very nice pinkmonkey. Dead comfy.

 

when they are worn out and you chuck them away, you have to pour a measure of liquor onto the ground

 

I really like these but dont be dissing the North Face wonders! You bought the shiny ones that look like and literally are made from old bin bags. I got the red and black check ones. That said, the Homeys look like a better slipper. And these ones are literally awe inspiring.

I bet your Homeys wear out before the NF ones.

NF slippers lol. The jack boot of the slipper world.

 

The North Face ones have worn out. Mind you that's probably because I mistreat them by putting the bins out in them. They're meant to be the sort of slippers you scale K2 in so it's my fault.

 

You don't hear that said about slippers often enough imo.

 

I have no doubt it will be the main talking point on your ward.

 

If the 'Homeys slippers and fucking big tubes hanging out of you' look isn't declared 'a triumph' we'll have pinkmonkey to blame.

 

Those slippers rocket you into the cool stratosphere. You could even wear them with a hospital gown and no undies and you'll still rock. In fact I think we've found your hospital look.

 

The arse-displaying type of gown? That's exactly what I had in mind.

 

That's the one! Wear it with confidence. Swan about. Own it. Wear it back to front.

 

"When questioned by the prosecution on the reasons for his indecent exposure, the accused simply stated that he was 'representing for his homeys'."

 

Too right. Get there, pull the curtains round your bed, get your gown and slippers on, fling back the curtains and strut.

 

So how did it go Voley?

 

All good. Slippers were complimented by one of the nurses and I got to say they were designed by a friend of mine.

Full frontal nudity was kept to a minimum.

 

for you weirdo slipper pervfreaks:
http://mahabis.com/products/larvik-dark-grey-mahabis-classic-bundle-slipper-free-soles

 

I have these. They are good. But as pointed out on another thread they are not just slippers, but "downtime. redesigned... a place to go when you want to switch off. when you’ve stopped trying to change the world. when you’ve put your feet up."