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Offline 8 at the Brixton Ritzy, Thurs Sept 9th

Not sure if I'm coming or not yet. If I do, don't be alarmed at the fact that I've got electrodes stuck all over me. I'm being screened for a heart defect my ma has got, not that anyone seriously thinks I have it, but this involves wearing a tape recorder thing that records my heartbeat for 24 hours.
 
RubyToogood said:
Not sure if I'm coming or not yet. If I do, don't be alarmed at the fact that I've got electrodes stuck all over me. I'm being screened for a heart defect my ma has got, not that anyone seriously thinks I have it, but this involves wearing a tape recorder thing that records my heartbeat for 24 hours.
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Hope everythings ok
 
liberty said:
Hope everythings ok
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It is - that's why I said don't be alarmed! I was meant to be screened for this thing about six years ago and never got round to it, and I haven't dropped dead yet, so I'm fairly convinced I'm not going to croak any minute now.
 
RubyToogood said:
Not sure if I'm coming or not yet. If I do, don't be alarmed at the fact that I've got electrodes stuck all over me. I'm being screened for a heart defect my ma has got, not that anyone seriously thinks I have it, but this involves wearing a tape recorder thing that records my heartbeat for 24 hours.
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oooh I had to do that once, and was thoroughly relieved to get them off afterwards. Of course I couldn't resist playing the tape before I handed it in at the hospital, and in the process wiped the lot, thus necessitating another 24 hours of electrode joy...
twould be great to see you though :)
 
RubyToogood said:
It is - that's why I said don't be alarmed! I was meant to be screened for this thing about six years ago and never got round to it, and I haven't dropped dead yet, so I'm fairly convinced I'm not going to croak any minute now.
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Glad to hear it :) Hopefully see you soon if not tonight x
 
etnea said:
oooh I had to do that once, and was thoroughly relieved to get them off afterwards. Of course I couldn't resist playing the tape before I handed it in at the hospital, and in the process wiped the lot, thus necessitating another 24 hours of electrode joy...
twould be great to see you though :)
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It comes in quite a cool belt thing... I wonder if I could sneak out of the hospital with that tomorrow after I've handed the tape in?
 
RubyToogood said:
If I do, don't be alarmed at the fact that I've got electrodes stuck all over me.
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People will just think you're wearing a well rad 80s type futuristic outfit.
 
I had one of those when I was about 9 years old. I had weird heart/chest problems when I was younger and they strapped that thing to me for 24hrs.

I hope you do come Rubes cos my sister's coming tonight :)
 
RubyToogood said:
Not sure if I'm coming or not yet. If I do, don't be alarmed at the fact that I've got electrodes stuck all over me. I'm being screened for a heart defect my ma has got, not that anyone seriously thinks I have it, but this involves wearing a tape recorder thing that records my heartbeat for 24 hours.
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Sorry to make light of a serious situation but ... it might be interesting to see which DJs get your heart beat pumping ... not to mention anything else you get up to. ;)
 
Don't think I'm gonna make this one. I've been told, in no uncertain terms by a consultant at the hospital, to cut down on my drinking. I don't think I can come out and drink soft drinks, so I'm gonna (try to) stay in. :(
 
Quick note: we're experiencing what's known in the trade as 'technical difficulties' so go easy on the DJs!
 
i'm bringing a BIG pile of vinyl so i should be able to fill time for people who only brought CDs... pisser though :(
 
editor said:
Quick note: we're experiencing what's known in the trade as 'technical difficulties' so go easy on the DJs!
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It was that Dunkirk spirit- everyone huddled around the decks together and cycling quickly to get the electricity working :D
Socialism at work makes me proud ;)
 
As a DJ, I was expecting piles of free drugs and women throwing themselves at my feet.

What I got was a broken CD player and a voucher for a free drink :mad:

Had fun though and would do it again :)
 
drstf5re65rtyh

Oh great - after leaving relatively early the two energy drinks I had have only just started to kick in now.


Man, I'm stupid.
 
What a fun night!

It was great seeing people I hadnt seen in a while, as well as watching my sister pile on all that jewellery. I'm still wearing the earrings ;) :D

See you all soon (probably at PROD) :)
 
RubyToogood said:
Not sure if I'm coming or not yet. If I do, don't be alarmed at the fact that I've got electrodes stuck all over me. I'm being screened for a heart defect my ma has got, not that anyone seriously thinks I have it, but this involves wearing a tape recorder thing that records my heartbeat for 24 hours.
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I met an artist at a party a few years ago who was wired up. His heart beat was monitored and displayed live in a West End shop window on a huge screen (via a mobile phone link). It got quite a bit of publicity at the time.

I gave him some speed . . .
 
i had some jobsworth little shit refuse me a drink because i'd obviously faked my token, and some scurity guard who i tried to be REALLY nice to getting arsey because his boss was a cunt,
 
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