Office Flatulance Etiquette...

[Thora]

I don't fart at work - I hold it in, then my stomach swells up like a balloon and I let it all out when I get home.

It's bloody painful as well sometimes.

That's incredibly weird.

 

[Orang Utan]

I don't fart at work - I hold it in, then my stomach swells up like a balloon and I let it all out when I get home.

It's bloody painful as well sometimes.

All the more reason to guff away.
We sidle up to colleagues' desks, pretending you're on important business, guff loudly, then walk away. Especially with the boss.

 

[gentlegreen]

It's such a relief that I got shot of the borderline bigotted old fossil I used to share an office with - farting was not welcomed.
Not only is my workplace now a haven of liberal loveliness, Vic and Bob would have their work cut out competing with the dawn chorus.

 

[Geri]

I think they would keel over if I guffed anywhere near them. My wind is foul!

 

[mattie]

My wind is foul!

If it hurts when you let rip, I can well believe it.

 

[og ogilby]

Farting into the mouthpiece of other peoples telephones is good fun.

 

[gentlegreen]

My young colleague swears he never eats meat, but last week he was working his way through some lentils he'd cooked using curry leaves ([SIZE=-1]Murraya Koenigii)[/SIZE] .. phew ... sometimes one really does need to go outside.

 

[poului]

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Just go to the bog for fuck's sake.

 

[Geri]

If it hurts when you let rip, I can well believe it.

No, it's the holding it in that hurts. The letting rip is a blessed relief.

 

[ChrisFilter]

Just go to the bog for fuck's sake.

Exactly.

 

[invisibleplanet]

Has anyone mentioned 'The Unexpurgated Code' by J.P. Donleavy, yet?

 

[invisibleplanet]

 

[bouncer_the_dog]

Hold 'em in and indulge in extended paper reading in the disabled loo to let 'em out.

yes, but this leads to the awkward subject of being spotted walking towards the bogs with a paper tucked under your arm. An act almost as brazen as Orang Utan's non verbal communication. Since my aquisition of an iPod touch I can now read urban while on the bog at work And post too....

 

[mattie]

yes, but this leads to the awkward subject of being spotted walking towards the bogs with a paper tucked under your arm. An act almost as brazen as Orang Utan's non verbal communication. Since my aquisition of an iPod touch I can now read urban while on the bog at work And post too....

You're not there now, are you?

 

[bouncer_the_dog]

Man.. Iv'e been letting them go today. Silent... and not particularly violent. But the office has ..shall we say.. an air of mystery about it today...

 

[AnMarie]

Where is the "have a competition" option!

We used to have one, but because I'm a girl I rarely held the crown