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Office Dress Code

What's your office dress code?

  • None whatsoever - can wear a binbag if I want.

    Votes: 18 30.0%
  • None, but there's an unwritten code that some clothes are not acceptable

    Votes: 28 46.7%
  • Shirt & tie minimum

    Votes: 3 5.0%
  • A full suit...

    Votes: 1 1.7%
  • A full suit and people tut and frown if it isn't from the right tailors.

    Votes: 2 3.3%
  • Uniform (ie I'm ole Bill, in the army, a traffic warden etc?

    Votes: 4 6.7%
  • Other...

    Votes: 4 6.7%

  • Total voters
    60
When I was a service engineer for a company the boss decided that the correct attire would be white shirt, tie and black trousers and shoes.

After a while I got fed up with shirts getting ruined by toner every five minutes and trousers torn so I started bunging in claims for £100 per month for ruined clothes which upset them immensely. The final straw came when I dropped a fuser unit on my foot and was off work for a week.

When I went back I adopted black cords, a black polo shirt and steel toe-capped boots and the dress code was quietly forgotten. I think I looked a damn sight smarter being able to turn up to a job inconspicuously filthy than having to turn up at the second job of the day obviously covered in the crap from the first.
 
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