Offered: 1 Ginger and White Kitten

[_pH_]

For the benefit of Urban I shall repeat:

* Pairs of serial killers often have one psychopathic person and one psychotic person, the latter likely doing most of the actual killing, the former appearing less directly guilty but in fact directing and encouraging the latter. They are both equally guilty.

* Pairs of cats often have one psychopathic cat, which sits there and looks innocent but clearly has the upper hand of the pair, and can be caught deliberately doing evil things if you sneak up on it, and one psychotic cat, which bounces around the house knocking things over, ripping the curtains and eating the fish. They are both equally guilty.

yes, but where does beer come into it?

 

[moose]

does sparky have children?

Good god no, we took sensible precautions. They're all tarred with the same evil brush though, those gingers.

 

[oryx]

He looks absolutely GORGEOUS.

I would have him tomorrow if we didn't have two of our own, one of whom is also psychotic, though less so than when she was a kitten.

 

[_pH_]

Good god no, we took sensible precautions. They're all tarred with the same evil brush though, those gingers.

kitty condoms

 

[Agent Sparrow]

For the benefit of Urban I shall repeat:

* Pairs of serial killers often have one psychopathic person and one psychotic person, the latter likely doing most of the actual killing, the former appearing less directly guilty but in fact directing and encouraging the latter. They are both equally guilty.

* Pairs of cats often have one psychopathic cat, which sits there and looks innocent but clearly has the upper hand of the pair, and can be caught deliberately doing evil things if you sneak up on it, and one psychotic cat, which bounces around the house knocking things over, ripping the curtains and eating the fish. They are both equally guilty.

This is brilliant! I'm sending this to my friend who has two 6 month old kittehs.

 

[moose]

Actually my dear husband hass just reminded me of The Carrot. We had a cat toy which was a big furry orange carrot on a string attached to a very springy stick - kind of like a fishing rod. We used to prop it up so the carrot dangled 3 feet from the floor, and Sparky spent literally hours every day leaping in the air and grappling with the carrot, trying to kill it. Every time he wrestled it to the ground, it sprang up out of his grasp again. Used to wear himself out....eventually.... and seemed to calm down his destructive streak.

kind of like this, but longer stick and more substantial

 

[Geri]

I'm going to get my cats one of those

Butchers very foolishly bought their toy mouse upstairs with him when he came to bed. Of course, we were woken at 3.15 am by one of them pouncing on it and throwing it around.

 

[aqua]

For the benefit of Urban I shall repeat:

* Pairs of serial killers often have one psychopathic person and one psychotic person, the latter likely doing most of the actual killing, the former appearing less directly guilty but in fact directing and encouraging the latter. They are both equally guilty.

* Pairs of cats often have one psychopathic cat, which sits there and looks innocent but clearly has the upper hand of the pair, and can be caught deliberately doing evil things if you sneak up on it, and one psychotic cat, which bounces around the house knocking things over, ripping the curtains and eating the fish. They are both equally guilty.

you've so accurately described my two cats

 

[aqua]

Actually my dear husband hass just reminded me of The Carrot. We had a cat toy which was a big furry orange carrot on a string attached to a very springy stick - kind of like a fishing rod. We used to prop it up so the carrot dangled 3 feet from the floor, and Sparky spent literally hours every day leaping in the air and grappling with the carrot, trying to kill it. Every time he wrestled it to the ground, it sprang up out of his grasp again. Used to wear himself out....eventually.... and seemed to calm down his destructive streak.

kind of like this, but longer stick and more substantial

my two had one of those it died in 3 days

 

[semi furious]

I've told you - I'll take him home with me.