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I just email/text from my phone.
I make calls from my phone.
I email from my computer.

Oh, and we have to call by 10am, so no need to get up at 7 for that.
I just email/text from my phone.

update them on your status.
You could just update your status on facebook instead.
they shouldn't be checking your facebook updates on work time though
I would not want to call, if you're sick you're sick. I wouldn't want to work in a job that was so pressured one day off sick meant I needed to speak to someone about that day's work. Horses for courses I suppose.

A colleague of mine has been off sick for one reason after another for the best part of a year.
Today she confirmed that she won't be in next week, because she slipped on some leaves while going to post the sick note for last week.
She's not even making an effort anymore![]()
A colleague of mine has been off sick for one reason after another for the best part of a year.
Today she confirmed that she won't be in next week, because she slipped on some leaves while going to post the sick note for last week.
She's not even making an effort anymore![]()
A colleague of mine has been off sick for one reason after another for the best part of a year.
Today she confirmed that she won't be in next week, because she slipped on some leaves while going to post the sick note for last week.
She's not even making an effort anymore![]()
brilliant. I have a colleague who was off sick for a week last week after 'slipping on a chip' and who didn't come in yesterday because her boyfriend's car had been broken into and he was very upset. She has also been off for the day because he caught his foreskin in his zip. He is 43 
We have to contact Active Health Partners at least two hours before we're due to be at work (which is difficult sometimes).
They have nurses who take the call and ask you a few questions, give advice (usually "go see a doctor") and the line manager is then informed. You then have to call in each subsequent day that you're sick until you return.
Quite rigourous, but probably does stop some people swinging the lead.
We have to contact Active Health Partners at least two hours before we're due to be at work (which is difficult sometimes).
They have nurses who take the call and ask you a few questions, give advice (usually "go see a doctor") and the line manager is then informed. You then have to call in each subsequent day that you're sick until you return.
As far as I'm aware we have to phone in, and quite right too.


Why's that "quite right"
By that logic a telegram would be better, and hiring a runner would be the most acceptable method.

She has also been off for the day because he caught his foreskin in his zip. He is 43![]()