These shoes in particular have annoyed me today, or rather Clark's have. It's ridiculous to call this colour nude. It's not. Not unless this particular shoe were to come in several shades, each called nude. That would, undoubtedly, be silly. So stop fucking calling shades 'nude' that are clearly only (an approximation of, obviously) nude for a limited number of people. My skin is medium brown. Pale pinkish beige is not nude on me or billions of other people. There. I've said it.