"nu-rave"

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

who cares if it is nu-rave i love all the genre splicing goin on with the music, check this Hadouken sounds like grunge meets prodigy meets acid meets grime (that boy that girl) song.

I'm sure all the grime heads think it's terrible

You should see the massive thread on them on Dissensus. Even by their standards it's incredibly over-earnest.

 

[milesy]

i heard the klaxons' version of "not over yet" on the radio this morning, and it wasn't as bad as i first thought. don't tell the teenager though!!

 

[foo]

no, i bet you leave that to foo.

oh yes indeed. i do hope so!

any 'nu-rave' that i've heard (which, admitedly, isn't all that much) i think is pants.

 

[Augie March]

they're not wearing what they want, theyre wearing what topshop tell them to. fucking sheep.

Here was me under the mis-guided preconception that Topshop was merely just a retailing outfit that sold clothes and accessories to young people, when actually it's some kind of sinister, subversive organization that's brainwashing the 'kids' into buying their latest fashion trends.

I decided to test this theory by arming a 16 year old boy with a high-density tape recorder and making him walk past a local high street Topshop to record the results.

After hours of eliminating the background noise on the tapes, I finally discovered the horrifying subliminal messages being relentlessly hammered into the poor sheep-like youths (or shouths, as I like to call them) brains...

"Day-glo trainers are cool."

"Big, novelty sunglasses are so in right now."

"You'd look great in a purple hoodie mate."

 

[milesy]

kudos to Augie March for daring to uncover the truth

 

[kyser_soze]

TBH I think kids have it better on the fashion front than we ever did.

Dungarees and global hypercolour t-shirts?

 

[skyscraper101]

Nowt wrong with Global Hypercolour Shirts

 

[chazegee]

It's a primordial sludge waiting for a day-glo warrior to crawl out with an enormous yellow glo-stick and lead the way...

 

[Dj TAB]

^^^^^

A glow-stick-wielding warrior to lead the way....!?

I cycled past th tea-bar in Shoreditch the other night, and wished I had my camera on me. The entire contents of the 50-60 yard queue looked like Nathan barley-esque versions of the above.

And the only reason to wear a global hypercolour shirt is to show off where you are a sweaty betty....

 

[chazegee]

^^^^^

A glow-stick-wielding warrior to lead the way....!?

That'll do nicely