I like tea
Did you smother your face with chocolate mousse whilst doing so?I was at a house party on hogmany just passed. Had been invited by a friend who had vouched for myself and partner to the host of said party so was on best behaviour.
Anyway, got chatting to someone in the kitchen (cos all the cool cats hang in the kitchen at parties) and he happened to mention he was from Norwich. Seeing as the only other person who actually comes from Norwich is Alan Partridge, I thought I would lead with "[name], what do you think of the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre?". [name] seemed amazed that I knew so much about Norwich city centre as to want to engage in a conversation about it.
In the end I had to explain who Alan Partidge was .