On a more positive note after that last whinging post, there are two great coastal walks within striking distance of Newcastle both easily accessible by Metro.
A splendid 4-5 mile walk can be had from St Marys island Lighthouse near Whitley Bay, to Tynemouth with its striking castle and north pier which juts out into sea and is nearly a half mile walk in itself.. From there you can see where the Tyne meets the sea , which always makes for panoramic views.
Another other time I walked from South Shields which has loads of ice cream vans and Chip shops which I could not resist, and then carried along a cliff walk to Marsden which is really impresssive , where you can see Marsden Rock which is home to approx 8% of UKs cormorants allegedly....