Northern piss-up at the Castle pub, Manchester - 2pm, 25 November 2017.

Discussion in 'Midlands and the North' started by farmerbarleymow, Aug 30, 2017.


Are yer coming to the pub or what?

Poll closed Nov 27, 2017.
  1. Yes

  2. No

  3. Maybe

  4. I don't plan that far ahead

  5. Only if I can also go to the xmas market and buy overpriced tat while looking up Santa's arse

Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Fez909

    Fez909 toilet expert

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  2. Shirl

    Shirl Brexit my arse

    Might that not have been because you were drunk :hmm:
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  3. Calamity1971

    Calamity1971 If Mr Peanut says It's okay, then it is.

    Not looking likely now. Was going to travel from a friends on the Wirral but that visit was brought forward. Have a great time and I look forward to pics.
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  4. sojourner

    sojourner Where's me readers?

    Is any fucker actually gonna be there?
  5. farmerbarleymow

    farmerbarleymow daft apeth

    All this dropping out is normal procedure for these things. There will be a few of us there at least - Shirl, Spymaster, friedaweed mauvais friendofdorothy

    Wookey is a possibility, although he hasn't definitely said he's coming yet.
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  6. Spymaster

    Spymaster Cockney Wanker

    And Fez and Sojourner.

    It’s about quality, not quantity ;)
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  7. Fez909

    Fez909 toilet expert


    I'd consider it successful if I was in the pub on my own. Spending an afternoon in the pub with my favourite person on Urban can never be a bad thing, can it? Anyone else who comes is just a bonus :thumbs:
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  8. farmerbarleymow

    farmerbarleymow daft apeth

    This is the dress code for Saturday Spymaster

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  9. Wookey

    Wookey Playful as a pussy cat

    Oh how clever! :cool:
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  10. Wookey

    Wookey Playful as a pussy cat

    I'm a strong 67% likelihood....
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  11. friedaweed

    friedaweed Sitting down for a wee

    Aye. Me and Mrs Dungarees is onnit like a Fez909 's car bonnet :cool: Not sure about the disco though :D We gettin old :oops:
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  12. friedaweed

    friedaweed Sitting down for a wee

    Thanks mate but you do know that cunt Spymaster is coming don't you :mad:
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  13. Spymaster

    Spymaster Cockney Wanker

    I'm going to look silly in a t-shirt and jeans aren't I :(
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  14. Spymaster

    Spymaster Cockney Wanker

    It's me he's talking about :p
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  15. Spymaster

    Spymaster Cockney Wanker

    I was hoping that you and farmerbarleymow could take me up Canal Street

    Last edited: Nov 23, 2017
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  16. friedaweed

    friedaweed Sitting down for a wee

    Yup, only because I kept all the shit I learnt about you in London to myself mate.

    I've got some bad news for you though, the wife's coming and I told her about the stuff you said to me about sitting down for a wee, she told Shirl , Shirl told Glitter and then glitter told Fez909 and he's a loose lipped disco dancing gossip bitch mate and there's loads of people coming down from the village to point and laugh at you.:oops:

    It's how we work up north mate. Everyone knows about your 'tuck it in' trick now. You'll need to do it in the pub, they've sold 27 tickets ;)

    Fez has got you dancing in a cage later on at his gig :(
  17. friedaweed

    friedaweed Sitting down for a wee

    See post above ;)
  18. Orang Utan

    Orang Utan Sub-Sub-Librarian

    i will be sure to make the next one, honest
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  19. cybershot

    cybershot Well-Known Member

    . Wrong thread. do'h
  20. moose

    moose like some cat from Japan

    Yep. +1.
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  21. farmerbarleymow

    farmerbarleymow daft apeth

    I've not been in the village* for years, but I think we could find a seedy bar that would be right up your street.

    * or Anal Treet as the street signs say.
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  22. Spymaster

    Spymaster Cockney Wanker

    I'll be disappointed if we don't get seedy
  23. mwgdrwg

    mwgdrwg Be a Pisces. Jam.

    Wish this had been a week later when Orbital (and I) are in town . Have fun!
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  24. Fez909

    Fez909 toilet expert

    Think you'll fit right in nicely on Anal Treet

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  25. Fez909

    Fez909 toilet expert

    Man, I might have to back out. :(

    Been working ridiculous hours at work and my sleeping pattern is completely fucked up. Fell asleep earlier on and just woken up feeling so fluey and shit. Don't know if it's tiredness/stress/run down or actual illness.

    Will see how I'm feeling tomorrow morning :hmm:
  26. friedaweed

    friedaweed Sitting down for a wee

    Pull yer finger owt lad :mad:
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  27. Shirl

    Shirl Brexit my arse

    Sorry chuck, you should have read the small print. Too late to pull out now without incurring a massive and forfeit :(
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  28. farmerbarleymow

    farmerbarleymow daft apeth

    I woke up sat on the floor a while ago (curse of the red wine) - but I'm still coming. Fucked up sleep pattern this week too. So no excuses.

    You'll feel better after after a couple of beers. :cool:
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  29. Callie

    Callie Pivoting

    I'm hungover on Mancunian beer. I need a top up! Me and my +1 will show up at some time. He wants to watch rugby at an annoying time in the middle of the day though so not sure when.
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  30. stethoscope

    stethoscope Well-Known Member

    Come out for a bit ;)

    Just checking trains so should be there about 2 :)

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