North London Drinks: The Redsnapper Sequel - Thurs 23rd July

[keithy]

NO ALE?!!?!?!!!!! !!! !!

fuck off!



as always, if I am not working I will be there. Will see what I can dooooo.
Pootle, I had no idea you were my neighbour ffs. Why haven't you touched ma bewbs yet?

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

i'm reviewing the situation.

 

[Pieface]

If work isn't making me stay late then I'm coming out to play

 

[Orang Utan]

is there wine? i'm there if there is

 

[Stig]

[not stig posting - rich!]

We went to that pub to see a rockabilly (?) band play with "Simon Spoons" - one of Stig's most crusty exen.

I believe other occasions have druggend urb's there.

There was some standard ale, served well enough; and the landlord seemed to encourage both skin art and pompadours.

Should provide for a good night - has anyone checked the scheduled music for the night in question??

 

[Orang Utan]

If work isn't making me stay late then I'm coming out to play

what have you done with PieEye?

 

[redsnapper]

NO ALE?!!?!?!!!!! !!! !!

Where's it say 'no ale' ......sure there's ale if you want it, we're off to a pub. It's gonna be ace

 

[marty21]

We went to that pub to see a rockabilly (?) band play with "Simon Spoons" - one of Stig's most crusty exen.

I believe other occasions have druggend urb's there.

There was some standard ale, served well enough; and the landlord seemed to encourage both skin art and pompadours.

Should provide for a good night - has anyone checked the scheduled music for the night in question??

there is ale! excellent, must admit i drank stella last time i was there, there is wine as well

 

[pootle]

Pootle, I had no idea you were my neighbour ffs. Why haven't you touched ma bewbs yet?

Play your cards right, be in the right place at the right time baby, and my elbow may brush up against your bewbs as I'm carrying some glasses of booze from the bar

And besides, you never told me we were neighbours! I've got bewbs too!

You've changed

 

[marty21]

I'm not positive that they serve Mead

 

[pootle]

Oh Marty. Do you mean you HAVEN'T chosen a pub from the Middle Ages?

*goes to change vote*

I'm washing my hair that night. Soz!

 

[redsnapper]

I'm not positive that they serve Mead

That's it then, it's off!

Do they do salted (NOT dry roasted) peanuts? That's all I ask, food wise.

 

[pootle]

I'm sorry redsnapper. I feel partially responsible.

I've let you down, I've let the school down and worse of all, I've let myself down

It's definately mostly Marty's fault though!


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[marty21]

<searches for Mead delivery service desperately>

 

[redsnapper]

can everyone come in an outfit similar to the one below as well pls. Thanks.

 

[5t3IIa]

I voted 'maybe' but it's getting really exciting now so def on for this

 

[redsnapper]

Yay! Don't forget to dress up fancy

 

[TitanSound]

And no one at a u75 drinks would buy pints for others, eh?

in to titiansound fund

Awww...you two are lovely. Looks like I will be there after all

 

[pootle]

<searches for Mead delivery service desperately>

*drums fingers*

 

[5t3IIa]

Mead give me a right head

 

[marty21]

*drums fingers*

distracts the pootle whilst he slips some honey in her stella

 

[5t3IIa]

I BEG your pardon?!

 

[redsnapper]

Lol he wants to stir your honey pot with his thingy stella

 

[5t3IIa]

Lol he wants to stir your honey pot with his thingy stella

I knew that but I didn't know pootle was invited

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

gosh almighty, this drinking thing is getting fruity already!?

 

[redsnapper]

He pm'd me an invite first. I'll bring a camera

edit: no you bring your camera PT, your the photographer.

 

[pootle]

I knew that but I didn't know pootle was invited

I'm sure there's enough Martylove to go round

 

[5t3IIa]

This is going to be a mess like the last one but hopefully it will smell better

 

[redsnapper]

Ewwww! It'll smell of mead this time......and peanuts.

 

[5t3IIa]

Ewwww! It'll smell of mead this time......and peanuts.

Snaps mate you would not believe what happened at the last one! We went to a lovely pub with a garden and got smashed blah blah. Then it got late so some people went home but the rest of us hardcore lot went to a Spoons up the road.

The bin lorry came passed and stopped to pick up stuff but while it was stopped at the kerb in front of the Spoons something leaked out of it. There was this little slick of shiny something in the road and THE SMELL! I have honestly never in my life smelt anything like it ever and if I have I certainly didn't stand around next to it for another hour and a half while people bought me drinks