Non-recognisation of cycle courierisation

[tommers]

pfff being a bike messenger is shit anyway, how can anyone want to be some fucking chump taking things about the city like a fucking carthorse fucking mules, donkeys, beasts of burden

yep. but you are COOL.

I miss doing it, even though I know that I spent most of my time sat around in the rain, or shivering, or cursing my controller for sending me to bermondsey.

fuck it though. it's not something you can do for the rest of your life.

get out herby!

 

[Herbsman.]

i will

i hope

i am hoping that one day i will be a plumber

still waiting for the fuckin application form though

fuck

 

[maomao]

i tell u what man these cunts phone our company up to deliver stuff from their 8th floor office to a printing company just 1 street away. i walked it once and it took exactly 2 minutes 55 seconds to WALK from the 8th floor office to the print co,

I actually answer the phone to people booking jobs like that sometimes and when they get pissed off at being quoted 30 minutes it is so tempting to point out that it's a five minute walk. But apparently I'm not allowed to.

Better off doing jobs like that. The best work like that I ever had was when one company I worked for got FedEx overflow. Used to get a bag full of parcels (30-40) at 1.75 a drop and it'd be every other house up one street. That was nice work. Beats cycling four miles across town for 4-5 quid on a special.

 

[sherriff rosco]

I miss the days of open call. Used to lie and cheat like all the other regulars on the circuit. Fill up a bag in the city then leg it over to the west end to drop!

And my fashion was never near a brooklyn cap... cut off combats over cycling shorts, work cycling top and shades on everywhere!

.p.

 

[Herbsman.]

fuckin hell, i must have been a bit pissed last night

 

[Crispy]

fuckin hell, i must have been a bit pissed last night

 

[damnhippie]

fuckin hell, i must have been a bit pissed last night

good point about front brakes tho.