Non-chemical window cleaning?

[teuchter]

Fuck the environment, this is all about me

Have you got any animals prone to "accidentally" smashing windows? Perhaps you could just claim some new ones on your insurance.

 

[madzone]

White

Racist!!

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Doesn't the newsprint leave black streaks? I'm suspicious...

No.

 

[spring-peeper]

I tried doing the vinegar and newspaper thing, but couldn't get the handle of using the newspaper.

Do you scrunch it up first or use it in as a sheet or ...????

 

[madzone]

Have you got any animals prone to "accidentally" smashing windows? Perhaps you could just claim some new ones on your insurance.

The kids have broken two of them but I don't need insurance. That's what ex's are for

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

One sheet of broadsheet? What kind of vinegar?? WHAT KIND?

One sheet of tabloid is enough. Half a sheet of broadsheet

Make sure you hold it the right way up though

 

[spring-peeper]

Have you got any animals prone to "accidentally" smashing windows? Perhaps you could just claim some new ones on your insurance.

When I clean my windows, the amount of bird crashes increase. I have dirty windows because I care about the birdies.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

i tried doing the vinegar and newspaper thing, but couldn't get the handle of using the newspaper.

Do you scrunch it up first or use it in as a sheet or ...????

you scrunch the paper up. You do not use the whole paper. You use a sheet of paper

 

[spring-peeper]

One sheet of tabloid is enough. Half a sheet of broadsheet

Make sure you hold it the right way up though

So there is a trick for using the newspaper...I knew it.

*awaits folding instructions*

 

[quimcunx]

The OP does not specify any relaxations to the "non-chemical" requirement based on whether or not they are recycled.

The OP states she does not want to ''use'' chemicals. This technique would not ''use'' chemicals but ''re-use'' them.

 

[madzone]

When I clean my windows, the amount of bird crashes increase. I have dirty windows because I care about the birdies.

I know I shouldn't but

 

[spring-peeper]

Racist!!

 

[5t3IIa]

One sheet of tabloid is enough. Half a sheet of broadsheet

Make sure you hold it the right way up though

 

[madzone]

Printing inks aren't the best thing for me to be around but I wonder if I might be ok if I wear rubber gloves

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Printing inks aren't the best thing for me to be around but I wonder if I might be ok if I wear rubber gloves

are you allergic to them?

 

[madzone]

yes.


If you're lucky the radiator below the window will help infuse the whole house with the smell of vinegar.

I like the smell of vinegar

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I like the smell of vinegar

White, brown or balsamic?

 

[quimcunx]

Printing inks aren't the best thing for me to be around but I wonder if I might be ok if I wear rubber gloves

It'd be kinder just to have you put down.

 

[Biddlybee]

Printing inks aren't the best thing for me to be around but I wonder if I might be ok if I wear rubber gloves

I'd wear gloves anyway otherwise you'll end up with print all over your hands. Doesn't come off on the window/mirror though.

 

[teuchter]

The OP states she does not want to ''use'' chemicals. This technique would not ''use'' chemicals but ''re-use'' them.

I am trying to think of some crimes I could commit and then use this logic as a defence.

 

[quimcunx]

I am trying to think of some crimes I could commit and then use this logic as a defence.

I charge very reasonable rates for my legal services.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I'd wear gloves anyway otherwise you'll end up with print all over your hands. Doesn't come off on the window/mirror though.

No you don't

 

[Biddlybee]

No you don't

Yes I do... you don't watch me when I'm cleaning and if she's sensitive to printing inks then makes sense to wear gloves.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Yes I do... you don't watch me when I'm cleaning and if she's sensitive to printing inks then makes sense to wear gloves.

buy newspapers that use water-based inks

 

[WouldBe]

Printing inks aren't the best thing for me to be around but I wonder if I might be ok if I wear rubber gloves

I use a chamois leather to dry the windows and it doesn't leave streaks.

So you could use one of your sheep to dry the windows with.

 

[Biddlybee]

buy newspapers that use water-based inks

I'll just stick to me gloves ta.

 

[madzone]

White, brown or balsamic?

All of them

 

[madzone]

It'd be kinder just to have you put down.

For me or the world in general?

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

So you could use one of your sheep to dry the windows with.

Excellent idea. Fist up the anus and off you go

 

[5t3IIa]

So I could clean my windows with kitchen roll and Windowlene then use scrunched up newspaper to get the smears off?