Nominations for worst music out there?

[machine cat]

Clownstep or Donk. I mean, c'mon... I listen to breakcore and think those two genres are utter shite

 

[ouchmonkey]

rockabilly/psychobilly

you sir, go to hell and you die.

we have a strong new contender in Nightwish who i've just discovered via the Operatic Rock thread - for those with strong stomachs only
soft rock operatic prog toss from Finland.



you're welcome.

 

[stupid dogbot]

Mercury nominated , bitch.

And when the fuck was that a mark of quality, rather than an excuse to put a sticker saying "award nominated" on a load of year old CDs in the hope of catching a few more mugs out?

 

[danny la rouge]

they've just been arrested on drug, rape and child pornography charges

http://livethescene.com/news/brokencydearrested1

Apparently 179 people "like" that story.

<feels old>

 

[stupid dogbot]

"The boys looked at pictures of real folk bands for hours before deciding on which set of clothing they'd use for their image..."

 

[Cloo]

I never liked most of what they insist on calling 'R&B' from the US and it's latest incarnation is especially crap -all these big Us artists are sounding like cheesy Eurohouse all of a sudden, it seems to me.

 

[pootle]

Mumford and Sons.

Ha! Nicely said!

I nominate trance - I hate it even more than I hate reggae and jazz.

 

[klang]

I nominate trance - I hate it even more than I hate reggae and jazz.

seconded..
and i'll add house to that.

 

[DotCommunist]

TBF most dance music is shit- its for people on uppers and they'l drop all that silliness once they growup and stop shoving chemicals up thier noses

*runs away*

 

[Fedayn]

Ha! Nicely said!

I nominate trance - I hate it even more than I hate reggae and jazz.

Agree on jazz and trance mind and gabba, hardcore, disco., soft rock, cock rock, metal of nearly all kinds, prog..... The list goes on...

 

[danny la rouge]

Ha! Nicely said!

I nominate trance - I hate it even more than I hate reggae and jazz.

You hate reggae and jazz? You're a wrong'un.

 

[Blagsta]

trance, happy hardcore, gabba

 

[klang]

jazz is a big genre, innit. covers a good 120 years of music history. to say 'i hate all jazz' is quite a statement.

 

[The Octagon]

Vanilla (the faux-slapper girlband)

or

Garage (all of it)

 

[Bakunin]

Try this lot for size.

Here's everyone's favourite cover band, Sweden's own 'Roy Roxy Dance Orchestra', performing their own (highly individual) take on that evergreen classic 'I'm In The Mood For Love'.

Mmmmmmm, nice...

http://il.youtube.com/watch?v=1i25Rceu8Tc&feature=related

 

[Fedayn]

jazz is a big genre, innit. covers a good 120 years of music history. to say 'i hate all jazz' is quite a statement.

Reggae is a huge genre too, so what's your point? As are other genres people dislike... So....?!

 

[klang]

jazz is the only genre i can think of that doesn't have a distinct ingredient. with reaggae it's the off-beaty thing and the bass lines. if that doesn't get you going you obviously don't like reggae. with house it's the bass drum and the bass lines and whatever else. very distinct. with rock it's the guitars. with folk it's accoustics and a certain style of singing. i could go on and cover pretty much any genre. only with jazz i get stuck. there doesn't seem to be a single thing to make jazz what it is.
i don't actively listen to jazz btw....

 

[Fedayn]

It's still easy enough to not like jazz though as varied as I agree it is.

 

[Blagsta]

Jazz covers everything from Glenn Miller to Bitches Brew or On the Corner era Miles Davis. They sound completely different.

 

[klang]

yes i agree. and like i said i don't listen to jazz, probably because i don't like it enough. but than i think of django and miles, and it makes me ask myself:'do i really dislike jazz as such?'

 

[MysteryGuest]

funky house

 

[MysteryGuest]

funky house

i feel like it should have quote marks round funky, but i can't find quote marks contemptuous enough.

 

[Fedayn]

yes i agree. and like i said i don't listen to jazz, probably because i don't like it enough. but than i think of django and miles, and it makes me ask myself:'do i really dislike jazz as such?'

I don't like the music, the 'cool' schtick that goes with it, the 'knowing' attitude of those who are 'into it'. It's a kneejerk reaction I know but as soon as I hear 'jazz' I switch off, metaphorically and literally re the remote....

 

[toggle]

and since that fuck up of thiers there has been a marked downturn on indoor pyrotechnics




but anyway- Filk. just wrong

that wasn't whitesnake

 

[Blagsta]

funky house

Good call. I love house music, but "funky house" is awful. It's what used to be called "handbag house". Awful cheesy lowest common denominator dance music. File in same oxymoronic section as "euphoric trance".

 

[sojourner]

"The boys looked at pictures of real folk bands for hours before deciding on which set of clothing they'd use for their image..."

*cackle*

I don't know how I missed this thread at the time. For all the American punk haters - two words: Husker Du. Oh, and two more: Butthole Surfers

I don't understand how anyone could listen to these two bands and still slag off American punk. Want your fucking ears cutting off

 

[klang]

I don't like the music, the 'cool' schtick that goes with it, the 'knowing' attitude of those who are 'into it'. It's a kneejerk reaction I know but as soon as I hear 'jazz' I switch off, metaphorically and literally re the remote....

believe me, i'm not here to plug jazz or to make you like it....not into it enough myself. just expressing thoughts.

 

[trevhagl]

i don't think i could do much worse than that - christ!!

 

[el-ahrairah]

While we're on the subject, tribal house.

 

[kyser_soze]

Punk & folk. Even C&W has some redeeming artists and tunes.