onenameshelley
is Major Morgan's bitch
fractionMan said:The dole will pay for 60 points a year. Check it out.
I havent signed on though and i dont really want too but its good to know

fractionMan said:The dole will pay for 60 points a year. Check it out.


Can you get degrees in smiling widely, not spilling drinks under turbulence, opening tricky packets of peanuts and pointing helpfully at emergency exits?Belushi said:Some airlines will now only take on Stewards/Stewardesses
if they have a degree!

You need a degree to get to the JSA interview stage nowfractionMan said:The dole will pay for 60 points a year. Check it out.

It's called 'media studies'.subversplat said:Can you get degrees in smiling widely, not spilling drinks under turbulence, opening tricky packets of peanuts and pointing helpfully at emergency exits?![]()
jæd said:You were coding when you were 5...?![]()

jæd said:Why do they think you have a 3rd...?You won't be making that mistake again...
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Xanadu said:In BASIC on an Spectrum. Didn't write programs that did anything useful, but they did "something"![]()
10 print "Commodore 64 sucks";
20 goto 10
onenameshelley said:Yeah so i had better get employment or its not gonna happen, but i am pretty sure that i will enjoy it and i will finally lay to rest the fears of being incredibly stupid if i get a degree![]()
) i started working with kids, mainly disabled/special needs when i was 13 so i have 10 years of experience,2 full time in a school. i also have 2 kids, 1 of whom has special needs himself. but i'm still less suitable for even an interview than someone with a better degree !i've ended up doing my ma with the ou in an attempt to stand out from all the other applicants. its madness 
onenameshelley said:Your sis is not alone, i have been unemployed since December and its proving harder to find secretarial work than before, despite their being a cronic shortage of PA's and secretarys?? I think employers these day want the moon on a fucking stick and forget that we only go to work so that we have money to live and not the other way round. Ho hum.

mm yeah cos they're really gonna want to stay arent they? 
Is it really that hard to get on a pgcefeyr said:i have a degree , a 2.2 from a good uni in an academic subject. i tried severval times to get on a primary teaching course but competion too high ( lots of people with 1sts applying just becasue they dont know what else they want to do) i started working with kids, mainly disabled/special needs when i was 13 so i have 10 years of experience,2 full time in a school. i also have 2 kids, 1 of whom has special needs himself. but i'm still less suitable for even an interview than someone with a better degree !i've ended up doing my ma with the ou in an attempt to stand out from all the other applicants. its madness
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maybe you'd be better off doing a BED or whatever they're called nowadays even though it's a longer winded route and a bit of a pain to do 4 years.rubbershoes said:which in turn justifies (in the governmnt's eyes) their aim that 50% of people should have degrees

What kind of IT company is this? is it related to finance ? if so i can understand that, as they good for nothing shits. I would look out for other openings, or even contribute or start your own open source project , which i am sure you have done already. The education in India is in many ways better than here, depending on where you study.I'm working in an IT company, and they're refusing to put me in the development team, even though I'm far more experienced with the product than any of the guys from India working there or any of the grads they're employing. They seem to think I'm too stupid to do something I've been doing since I was 5
Basically the other people working there have firsts/2.1s from polys, or have been employed from india. I have a 3rd from one of the best universities in the UK, and they think that I won't be able to cope.

Minnie_the_Minx said:Well that's bloody reassuring![]()
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I haven't got a degree either. Looks like I'm fucked as well![]()

reNnIe said:my sister in law is a PA... she's got no degree but is on a ridiculously high salary... i think she worked her way up the company in less than 2 years! best of leck onenameshelley.

he'll be the one you get to delegate toonenameshelley said:are you suggesting that they become the ruler of planet shelley, i do not think this would work? but am agreeable to sharing the world only if i get to have it for the afternoon shift...am rubbish in the AM.![]()
lobster said:. . .
I am sure your 3rd from wherever you went is equal to a first at many ex poly unis . . .

Red Jezza said:he'll be the one you get to delegate to![]()
everyone else;
Ok...the recruiter POV; there is NO, repeat NO substitute for relevant experience. good contacts - and knowing how to work them - are more important than a degree, as is personal character, but there is no better way of proving to an employer that you can do a job, than that you've done the same thing elsewhere.
a degree shows
1) you've the application and perseverance to stick 3 years of study and
2) you can absorb info and splurge it out in roughly the right place.
in other words, when you've got sod all else to go on, as with most grad recruitment, it's what you have to go on.
the best reason to do a degree is education itself, which will ALWAYS BE A WORTHWHILE AIM!!!!!
Cheers for that Jezza, a much appreciated insight that. Thing is if I showed them my address book on my mobile phone I reckon some of them would be a little shocked (journos, PAs MPs, high ranking political types, heads of education orgs etc). What I’m going to have to do is work that into the cover letters without it seeming too showy!

lobster said:why not? a first , 2:1,2:2,etc is not the same at every uni, i think he went to warick, which is a leading uni and the work must be more intense, more theory i would expect that any ex poly.
I am in IT (SAP) and in my arena experience counts for everything. I am also freelance, qualifications have never been an issue, it's all about what you know and how well you deal with people. Must admit though that If I couldn't find a job then I wouldn't hang around here in the UK ....that was a third at my uni.Maddalene said:apparently Sunderland University were knocking out firsts on *some* courses for as little as 50% mark. That's a lowish 2:2 in my book!
