Nigella, 8pm B2 tonight

[Mogden]

By the time I hit 50, I should have the Ma Larkin look about me but with more at the front than the rear If only I had the farm in the country to go with it.

 

[Chairman Meow]

By the time I hit 50, I should have the Ma Larkin look about me but with more at the front than the rear If only I had the farm in the country to go with it.

But can you squish your belly together and make it look like an arse?

I've shared too much, haven't I?

 

[Mogden]

Only if dropping your jeans and squashing your belly together is too much too. A bum on its side yes where middle tubby bit meets belly tubby bit.

*cough*

Mmm so Nigella, she's lovely isn't she.

 

[cesare]

So .... did anyone tape it for me?





please please please please please .........

 

[Biddlybee]

I don't have a way to tape it, sorry

 

[cesare]

Awr

Fankoo anyway

<kicks 1990 VHS machine, hard>

 

[Mogden]

Same here. Our video player is upstairs somewhere buried under a mountain of stuff.

But the BBC site seems to be replaying most of the episode anyway.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbctwo/programmes/?id=nigellas_kitchen

 

[Biddlybee]

There's a link to the recipes up there ^ I know it's not the same as watching it... but there was a lush christmas cake

 

[trashpony]

I *heart* this thread

I forgot to tape it - boo.

 

[Biddlybee]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbctwo/programmes/?id=nigellas_kitchen

I didn't notice before, but she has massive boobs

 

[trashpony]

I didn't notice before, but she has massive boobs

How can you have failed to notice the mammaries

 

[Biddlybee]

How can you have failed to notice the mammaries

The food trashy, my eyes were on the food

 

[Mogden]

Nigella is doing a book signing next week in London.

http://www.waterstones.com/waterstonesweb/displayDetailEvent.do?searchType=1&author=Nigella|Lawson

*pouts*

 

[cesare]

Nigella is doing a book signing next week in London.

http://www.waterstones.com/waterstonesweb/displayDetailEvent.do?searchType=1&author=Nigella|Lawson

*pouts*

Nigella Lawson
Feast: Food That Celebrates Life
WATERSTONE'S LEADENHALL MARKET
Thursday, 14 December 2006, 5:00PM

Come and meet the original Domestic Goddess, Nigella Lawson, as she signs copies of her latest book, and TV tie-in, 'Feast'.

Further details: 020 7220 7882

Leadenhall Market's in the City, nearer than the West End for me Cheers!

 

[trashpony]

I think I would die if I saw her in the flesh

 

[sojourner]

I think I would die if I saw her in the flesh

Me too

I'm sulking now though, I bet she's not coming anywhere near up north to do a signing

It's probably for the best - I wouldn't like to spend a night in the cells for slobbering lasciviously over her

I bet she looks out of this world in a corset.

Damn. That's work gone out the window!

 

[Badger Kitten]

for sojourner...

Nigella does Jayne Russell

 

[sojourner]

Nigella does Jayne Russell

Not.rubbing.my.knees.honest

 

[William of Walworth]

I didn't notice before, but she has massive boobs

How can you have failed to notice the mammaries

She's a very healthy lady!

Didn't watch this prog, not being a cookery type, but may do so at some point for entirely wrong'un reasons ...

 

[secretsquirrel]

I'm straight as a die but I'd turn gay for her

Particularly loved the last bit where she's in her red satin dressing gown stuffing her face with cake and Tia Maria. Staged as hell but still great

 

[Sweaty Betty]

oooo i cant stand the fake moo moo!!!!!

 

[PacificOcean]

I'm straight as a die but I'd turn gay for her

I am gay, but I would turn straight for her. I have never know a woman to have this effect on me before

 

[secretsquirrel]

at PacificOcean - she's just so ... creamy. A woman both me and the boyfriend can purve over together

I *really* want to make that Christmas cake - normally, not bothered by it but in this case... yum!

 

[PacificOcean]

at PacificOcean - she's just so ... creamy. A woman both me and the boyfriend can purve over together

I *really* want to make that Christmas cake - normally, not bothered by it but in this case... yum!

It did look spanking, but I am not sure about all that gold. It didn't look very christmasy - more a birthday cake from M&S.

 

[Sweaty Betty]

You are all mad!!!!

 

[aqua]

there is no finer xmas cake than Nigel Slaters

 

[PacificOcean]

there is no finer xmas cake than Nigel Slaters

Wasn't he in Eastenders?

 

[felixthecat]

I'm straight as a die but I'd turn gay for her

Me too - I think she's lush.

I bet never before in urban history have a group of ladies (except for haylz who has no taste whatsoever ) been fighting over one woman!

Thats

 

[sojourner]

Me too - I think she's lush.

I bet never before in urban history have a group of ladies (except for haylz who has no taste whatsoever ) been fighting over one woman!

Thats

And don't forget the gay man! Him plus the laydeez - now that IS a first!!

Nigella - universal sex goddess!

 

[Biddlybee]

oooo i cant stand the fake moo moo!!!!!

... but her food is lush