Anyone catch this? Was on a couple of nights ago.
I fucking adore Nige, his attitudes and feelings about food match mine completely.
He did this roast garlic puree spread on toast, with grilled goats cheese on the top for one of them and I nearly melted off the couch![]()
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He just doesn't quite work on telly!
That was the exact same one that got me too, soj!
The one where I said to myself 'Oooooh I'm definitely gonna be making that for me!!!'
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I don't think Nigel is lizard-like really.
My favourite Nigel recipe is his cider chicken in a cream and garlic sauce thing.
What is your favourite Nigel recipe?


Love his books and writing, but he's a simpering creep who can even make a cup of tea seem unpalatable when he's on screen.
Has he got better since his last programmes Soj?
Can't be
He's not carrying a plate of something scrummy

His writing does my head in. That indulgent combination of nostalgia and cream. Bleurgh.
His food does seem good however - I just can't stand the timewarping. Sort of person who you'd hand a cupcake to and he'd start weeping for his lost innocence.
It's slightly depressing that he's so wet on telly to be honest. On paper his words often make me nod sagely in agreement, coo and go off to cook inspired.
On telly I get a urge to slap his simpering face, steal his dinner money and munch his food whilst kicking sand in his face. Not that I've even done any of those things, but you've got to start somewhere

He can go a bit overboard sometimes on flavours - I mean, that really didn't need the additional parma ham, but the lettuce idea was good
Mmm, though - roasted garlic




I'll stick up for his recipes tbh. What's not to like about his description of cooking the perfect sausage or his recipe for massala gravy? I like the fact that they're often flexible bases rather than overplanned and rigid tomes - he gives a genuine sense of the enjoyment and importance of the cooking process and common sense rather than relying on dry measurements. Of all the cookery books I own, the Slater's are probably the most battered and used in actuality.
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i'd chuck that fuckin denim jacket she wears away though, it always seems grubby of her to cook in a coat....
i'm with ya soj, all the way.
on a not really related note, does Nigella's jacket wearing while she's cooking get on your nerves? i'll admit it's put me off watching her cos it irritates me so much.![]()
His writing does my head in. That indulgent combination of nostalgia and cream. Bleurgh.
His food does seem good however - I just can't stand the timewarping. Sort of person who you'd hand a cupcake to and he'd start weeping for his lost innocence. Well, that's the impression I get anyway - I've never seen him on the box.
I made his Bean thing with the parmesan rind in it yesterday.
It was the best thing I've cooked in ages.![]()
ooo excellent. I forgot about that, but when I watched it I was like 'that is SUCH a good idea to use up the rinds' 
on a not really related note, does Nigella's jacket wearing while she's cooking get on your nerves? i'll admit it's put me off watching her cos it irritates me so much.![]()

Gee Nige who would have thought to do that?
"When I was a youth, I used to weep in butchers shops"


Point is, lots of people DON'T think to do that
Lots of people have no fucking idea about what to do with food, and instead eat shite or stress themselves out rigidly following recipes
You've kinda missed the point eh?

Lolz have I upset you by not creaming myself over your Nige?![]()

Love his recipes, but on telly there's something creepy and reptilian about him.

- which I think is really his as it looks really like the photo's in kitchen diaries, not that I've studied them in great detail or anything
) but I just felt sorry for him. I do think Pie 1 is right, he's really shy and so that over the top presentation style makes him come across as false