Off topic but:I knew she was a girl
Off topic but:
Why did the baker have brown hands?
Cos he was from Newcastle.

I think she sounds really good in Velvets cos she really suits their 'atmosphere' but her solo stuff is shite



"Faecal matter"
Northern men - pull up your socks!
)Shite. She worked in Velvets, just. But her solo stuff is dreadful and she was a racist shitbag

I think she sang some really brilliantly written songs for the Velvets that would have sounded even better with a decent vocalist.
El Jefe said:I try the same with my Billy Gibbons gag. Never works
Just for the record, I have stolen that gag and shamelessly claimed it as my own. Thank You (although nobody finds it as funny as me)