Nice advice Nigella

[Rollem]

ha. at the bottom of this thread it's got a tag thingy.

'cookery' 'nigella lawson' and 'norks'

what else can we get on the "tag"

"so middle class it hurts" lol

 

[dodgepot]

you can sterelise jars in one of your ovens, you know.

 

[Rollem]

you can sterelise jars in one of your ovens, you know.

my big oven or my smaller oven?

 

[DotCommunist]

I've got no time for nigella- I like that nice rick stein with his mighty seafood dishes.

 

[miss minnie]

you can sterelise jars in one of your ovens, you know.

aye, or boil them as my mother used to.

 

[Santino]

I've got no time for nigella- I like that nice rick stein with his mighty seafood dishes.

He gets right on my tits he does

 

[MightyAphrodite]

what else can we get on the "tag"

i put

party trick and foo vs nigella on the tags, sorry foo

 

[Greebo]

I'd love to see one of these celebrity cooks or chefs try cooking a lavish meal with a baby belling (or equivalent) - leaky oven door, oven/grill space less than half the size of a normal oven, 1 shelf if you're lucky, 2 hotplates, and only 1 of them works (v slowly) if the oven's on or the grill's being used.

If they asked nicely, they'd be allowed the use of a microwave and electric steamer.

 

[PacificOcean]

I gave up on her the very first time I watched one of her xmas progs years ago.

It was "late on xmas eve" and she was preparing a massive piece of pork for roasting "the next day". She was rubbing the pork with some sort of mixture, patting it, kneading it... basically she had raw pork germs all over her hands. She then used these unwashed hands to roll up the sleeves of her expensive white silk-satin robe.

"The next morning" she came down to the kitchen (probably for the first cocktail of the day, 7am or something) wearing the same robe and started preparing the xmas breakfast. I know it was all pretend-cooking, but all I could think of was the raw pork and germs on her robe.

Has anyone ever actually died from something like this or have you been watching to many Dettol adverts?

 

[ringo]

I'd love to see one of these celebrity cooks or chefs try cooking a lavish meal with a baby belling (or equivalent) - leaky oven door, oven/grill space less than half the size of a normal oven, 1 shelf if you're lucky, 2 hotplates, and only 1 of them works (v slowly) if the oven's on or the grill's being used.

If they asked nicely, they'd be allowed the use of a microwave and electric steamer.

Have you seen the reruns on saturday mornings of Keith Floyd travelling the world and cooking great food in an upturned frisbee over a candle with a flagon of wine in one hand? Still the best.

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

Do you not mean oven shelves?

No.

 

[fogbat]

Isn't her sister called Thomasina or Waynetta or some such?

The meaning of names:

Nigella: Oh dear. We wanted a boy.

 

[miss minnie]

Has anyone ever actually died from something like this or have you been watching to many Dettol adverts?

no idea, but poisoning and parasites are bad enough. if you are careful how you handle meat then you don't actually need dettol.

google "trichinellosis"

 

[danny la rouge]

The meaning of names:

Nigella: Oh dear. We wanted a boy.

It's a flower, though. Also known as love-in-a-mist.

 

[Madusa]

No.

Come on now, clearly you do... or like everyone else who states they have 2 ovens, you hactually mean the grill.

 

[kabbes]

Some good tags -- by which I mean my tags -- have been removed from this thread. I am sad. Look, sad --->

 

[badlands]

Bet she cant cook runny grobbles

 

[dodgepot]

Some good tags -- by which I mean my tags -- have been removed from this thread. I am sad. Look, sad --->

bastards. that's censorship, that is.

 

[Santino]

My tag is still there

 

[Gromit]

Who the fuck has more than one oven?

I got a double oven. It wasn't exactly pricey. I got it from B&Q for about £400 I think. Electric jobbie.

Under that counter jobbie and is no bigger than a single oven. I'd have been a fool not to have gotten it.

Cook your frozen pizza at one temp for 10 mins (or whatever) in the top oven and your frozen chips at the required higher level for 15 mins in the bottom oven and jobs a good un.

 

[DRINK?]

i will never watch this trollop again...Delia Smith is the Queen of cooking an not young pretender is ever stealing her (turkey) crown

 

[danny la rouge]

Delia Smith is the Queen of cooking an not young pretender is ever stealing her (turkey) crown

Until her sad public breakdown, involving frozen mashed potato and tinned mince.

 

[Gromit]

Delia Smith is traditional english mum cooking. Bland and wrong.

 

[pennimania]

Well I like Nigella - I like looking at her nice house and decorations and stuff.

I don't want to watch someone in a tatty flat with a baby Belling . No thanks, I've done too much of that myself.

it's meant to be entertaining - not to be taken too seriously. I think some of her recipes are rather good. I like her books, they are lovely to look at.



I 've got a Mercury range with a double oven now. I didn't have one when I was 22 tho.

These things are the consollations of middle age

 

[Santino]

I like her books, they are lovely to look at.

Typo?

 

[pennimania]

Typo?

her tits aren't bad either

 

[fen_boy]

Well I like Nigella - I like looking at her nice house and decorations and stuff.

I don't want to watch someone in a tatty flat with a baby Belling . No thanks, I've done too much of that myself.

it's meant to be entertaining - not to be taken too seriously. I think some of her recipes are rather good. I like her books, they are lovely to look at.



I 've got a Mercury range with a double oven now. I didn't have one when I was 22 tho.

These things are the consollations of middle age

It's not her house.

 

[danny la rouge]

It's not her house.

I've said that.

It's the show's producer's house.

 

[dodgepot]

I gave up on her the very first time I watched one of her xmas progs years ago.

It was "late on xmas eve" and she was preparing a massive piece of pork for roasting "the next day". She was rubbing the pork with some sort of mixture, patting it, kneading it... basically she had raw pork germs all over her hands. She then used these unwashed hands to roll up the sleeves of her expensive white silk-satin robe.

"The next morning" she came down to the kitchen (probably for the first cocktail of the day, 7am or something) wearing the same robe and started preparing the xmas breakfast. I know it was all pretend-cooking, but all I could think of was the raw pork and germs on her robe.

I was so put off by her that I didn't watch it again until the other night.

she might have another one of the same robe, and the porky one had been put in the laundry basket before retiring to beddie-byes.

 

[danny la rouge]

the porky one had been put in the laundry basket before retiring to beddie-byes.

Don't call her that; she's very attractive.