News Flash:- Wacko Jacko

[dirtysanta]

Looks like he's going to be allwhite.

 

[redsquirrel]

That's what the kid said to Jackson!

 

[mmmSkyscraper]

That's what the kid said to Jackson!

You've still got it son.

The magic's still there.

 

[Stobart Stopper]

That's what the kid said to Jackson!

You're Bad!

 

[our-streets]

BBC

 

[butchersapron]

'Mum - my stomach hurts i can't go to school to face up to my own activities today - can i have the day off?'

 

[Kid_Eternity]

What a surprise...MJ in the dock for what looks like an actual trial that will see him go down and suddenly he's very ill...

 

[Wookey]

That's what the kid said to Jackson!

You're a sick puppy......

Jacko did once have a collapsed lung, y'know.

We can only hope.

 

[Belushi]

'Mum - my stomach hurts i can't go to school to face up to my own activities today - can i have the day off?'

I think thats what its going to turn out to be

 

[del]

You're Bad!

nope that's jacko

 

[Griff]

'It emerged he has named singing legends Stevie Wonder and Diana Ross and actress Elizabeth Taylor as defence witnesses in his trial.'

A couple of really balanced individuals there, and one who just didn't see a thing going on. Great defence.

 

[billy_bob]

Maybe he fell off a hotel balcony.

 

[mmmSkyscraper]

It's all been a big mix up.

Sky News reported that his lawyer said he was "very, very ill." He actually just commented that Jackson was "one sick motherfucker. Shamon"

 

[COBALT_Blue]

Fake News

Its Fake News

http://yo.name.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/musician-overdose.php

 

[Wookey]

It emerged he has named singing legends Stevie Wonder and Diana Ross and actress Elizabeth Taylor as defence witnesses in his trial.'

The loon's also appointed Peter Pan as his expert witness, and the Tin Man as his brief. Let's not expect too much logic from the poor fellow....

 

[Balbi]

Great film, massively ignored.

Hmmm, the prospect of the Jackson going into hospital and the Jackson coming out of hospital being ever so slightly different appeals. And a few days later a middle aged black gentleman exits quietly through a side door with some facial bandages......

 

[MightyAphrodite]

reckon he topped himself?

i predicted this 2 years ago , well not him topping himself per se, but his imminent death!

 

[Wookey]

i predicted this 2 years ago , well not him topping himself per se, but his imminent death!

Maybe your prediction of his imminent death two years ago is finally coming true!!

Gosh!!

 

[MightyAphrodite]

Maybe your prediction of his imminent death two years ago is finally coming true!!

Gosh!!

i know, it may have been a BIT off

 

[Wookey]

The judge has legal reps from both sides in his office, and they are awaiting a call from the doctor at the hozzie. c/o BBC.

Mmmmm.

 

[Balbi]

I think the question we have to ask 'is he intentionally being ill' so all those predicting it will go 'i was right' while in fact Jackson is taking the piss out of these sycophants?



I'll ask Nathan Barley next time I see him.

 

[Belushi]

According to Sky he may have 'fallen'.

 

[dogmatique]

Well he's certainly fallen in my opinion....

 

[Belushi]

Now Sky are reporting he has flu!

 

[butterfly child]

Flu like symptoms indeed

 

[Belushi]

He'll be locking himself in the toilets and refusing to come out next!

 

[killer b]

think he'll get the bed next to pinochet?

 

[pinkmonkey]

Flu like symptoms indeed

It was a spider bite the last time: I quote from a random bulletin board

''I went to the Chicago Tribune website tonight and found that Michael is being sued 21 million over caneled millennium concerts. He is being sued by a German concert promoter Marcel Avram for breach of contract. However he didn't make an appearance because of a spider bite and the judge is making him go for medical tests. Maybe he shouldn't stop at the spider bite, he needs his head examined as far as I am concerned! ''

Didn't he also collapse from the flu during the lawsuit of this too?

 

[Jazzz]

It was funny when Sky News went to a crucial interview with a friend who confirmed that his lawyer's statement would certainly be truthful. When it's Uri Geller backing you up, you have to wonder...

 

[nathansears]

Well he has been looking a bit pale lately.