New Shop

[Pingu]

is this a local shop btw?


run for, and on behalf of, local people?


if so, do you anticipate any trouble?

 

[fractionMan]

I really want som e of those glowing rave underpants ed keeps going on about.

 

[Wintermute]

10 B&H and a packet of big red Rizla please. Have you got any Curly-Wurlies?

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

Bottle of Grey Goose and some revels (to keep things interesting)

 

[Pingu]

'Ello, Miss

I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

 

[Wolfie]

I'll have a packet of haribo tangfastic please

 

[jonH]

opens shutters and door, sun streams in, leans against shelf, thinks "will anyone use shop today? will any suitable assistants apply for job?" , goes into storeroom, finds blue parrot perched on boxes at back, the sun reflects off healthy plumage

 

[jonH]

'been here all morning and no punters' Cracks open tin of Stella

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

'been here all morning and no punters' Cracks open tin of Stella

Where's my Grey Goose G'Damn it?

 

[jonH]

Hello atomic, how are you? Here's your Grey Goose, anything else or will that be all?

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

Hello atomic, how are you? Here's your Grey Goose, anything else or will that be all?

Just a packet of revels and those fags with the indian on that don't have chemicals in and taste like fat rollies.

 

[Derian]

*ding*

SERVICE PLEASE!


I'd like some onions, some spring onions, a cabbage (or lettuce, i'm not sure) and a big tub of yoghurt. the yoghurt's got to be in date, btw.

 

[jonH]

*ding*

SERVICE PLEASE!


I'd like some onions, some spring onions, a cabbage (or lettuce, i'm not sure) and a big tub of yoghurt. the yoghurt's got to be in date, btw.

go round to pickmans, the shops closed for winter

 

[Derian]

yer going to miss out on all the xmas trade

 

[jonH]

yer going to miss out on all the xmas trade

the shop is an agnostic anti capitalist pacifist, it avoids religion trade and unneccesary confrontation

 

[Derian]

Yes, yes. But does it sell anything?

 

[jonH]

if you need it more than anyone else you can have it for free

 

[Derian]

Just as well. I hear there's no cash till anyway

Right - I seem to be the only one here so nobody else needs it more than me ....

*starts emptying shelves into shopping wheelie thingy*

 

[jonH]

getting worried about what could be a gang outside, rolls down shutters