New Shop

[Wolfie]

great idea

I'l have a pack of sosmix please, ooh and do you have any cat5 connectors? I could do with making up a long cable so I can put one of the wireless access points in the kitchen ....

 

[jonH]

great idea

I'l have a pack of sosmix please, ooh and do you have any cat5 connectors? I could do with making up a long cable so I can put one of the wireless access points in the kitchen ....

cyberfairy................ cyberfairy there's a gentlewolf here who ............

 

[cyberfairy]

cyberfairy................ cyberfairy there's a gentlewolf here who ............

i'm smoking a fag! Leave me alone

 

[jonH]

i'm smoking a fag! Leave me alone

awlright

 

[cyberfairy]

awlright

nothing like a stolen marlboro....

 

[silentNate]

we don't sell murdoch rags

The Observers not a Murdoch paper

 

[jonH]

nothing like a stolen marlboro....

wha'dyeh do with the cat5 connectors?

 

[jonH]

The Observers not a Murdoch paper

never said it was
here have it
buy buy

 

[cyberfairy]

wha'dyeh do with the cat5 connectors?

um....they're in a box somewhere? i thought they were crisps

 

[jonH]

um....they're in a box somewhere? i thought they were crisps

no, it's for the kittens when they arrive

 

[silentNate]

Can I get both Freedom and Class War papers in this shop then?
Some of those toffee coated peanuts would be nice also

 

[Derian]

how about the vitamin c from amazonia, it's natural and tastes good, here try one..........

Oooh, thanks. You could have a little section where you just get to sample all of the stuff the shop sells

 

[Derian]

wha'dyeh do with the cat5 connectors?

I think they keep the kittens together in a manageable place

 

[jonH]

Can I get both Freedom and Class War papers in this shop then?
Some of those toffee coated peanuts would be nice also

look you're going to help yourself, I'm feeling a bit light headed, what was in that moka coffee cyberfairy? (jonH staggers off in wrong direction)

 

[cyberfairy]

look you're going to help yourself, I'm feeling a bit light headed, what was in that moka coffee cyberfairy? (jonH staggers off in wrong direction)

*smiles wickedly, gives out free mars bars to all poor healthy children forced to eat healthy schoool dinners and walks slowly into the sunset*
my work here is done

 

[jonH]

Assistants required apply within
[shop closed]

key under mat

 

[jonH]

opens shop, goes to storeroom for a smoke

 

[Pingu]

do you have a pirate memory game ages 4-8?

 

[jonH]

mops floor

 

[Wolfie]

walks across floor leaving footprints

 

[jonH]

lights cigarette

 

[Derian]

Rushes in just as jonH prepares to lock up

 

[jonH]

Rushes in just as jonH prepares to lock up

oh you must be the new assistant

buy buy

 

[Derian]

Trapped til morning - curses

 

[cyberfairy]

Trapped til morning - curses

but look, absolut vodka and cheese n onion pies and heat magazine which we don't really read as all dead clever but look how fat she is! and look how anorexic she is!

 

[Derian]

*starts passing marlboro lite, pasties, vodka and topshelf reading material through the bars on the window to cyberfairy*

But I can't get out

 

[cyberfairy]

*starts passing marlboro lite, pasties, vodka and topshelf reading material through the bars on the window to cyberfairy*

But I can't get out

*does something quick and fiendishly complicated with a glittery star shaped hair clip and the lock, gets distracted by glitter*

 

[Derian]

*does something quick and fiendishly complicated with a glittery star shaped hair clip and the lock, gets distracted by glitter*

*pushes all her considerable weight against the loosened lock and breaks the door open falling out into the street in the process*


Phew! <dusts self>

Cheers m'dear

 

[jonH]

approaches shop, notices the door looks broken,can't face it, turns around and goes back home, will return later, it's just too early.

 

[jonH]

If there was a corner shop on Urban75 what would you be buying? Would you be interested in working as an assistant?
[Shop Open]

workers arrive and install new roll down door and shutters, they look ok, v clean and shiney