New series of CSI

[Minnie_the_Minx]

he's like goldenecitrone?!

he's creepy though. ((((gc))))

I'm a bit torn over Alex - on the one hand, she's a bit weird, on the other, I always think that if I died in a horrible way, I'd like her lovingly cutting me open.

I know how you feel sweetie, now stay still while I slice you open

 

[g force]

What happened in CSI:NY to all the bit-part people?

First you had Sheldon as the pathologist, then he becomes a CSI. So he's erpalced by a cool native american guy, who then gets replaced after about 3 episodes by the glasses dude.

And who the hell is the woman with the plummy english accent? The toxicoligist? The Lab tech supporting that cool young guy?

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

What happened in CSI:NY to all the bit-part people?

First you had Sheldon as the pathologist, then he becomes a CSI. So he's erpalced by a cool native american guy, who then gets replaced after about 3 episodes by the glasses dude.

And who the hell is the woman with the plummy english accent? The toxicoligist? The Lab tech supporting that cool young guy?

That might explain why it's the least popular of the three - nobody knows what the fuck's going on

 

[May Kasahara]

And who the hell is the woman with the plummy english accent? The toxicoligist? The Lab tech supporting that cool young guy?

I think she's their tame geneticist? That accent must certainly have escaped from a mad scientist's lab, at least.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I think she's their tame geneticist? That accent must certainly have escaped from a mad scientist's lab, at least.

You mean the blonde English one who speaks with an English accent?

She was born and raised in London

 

[sheek]

What happened in CSI:NY to all the bit-part people?

First you had Sheldon as the pathologist, then he becomes a CSI. So he's erpalced by a cool native american guy, who then gets replaced after about 3 episodes by the glasses dude.

And who the hell is the woman with the plummy english accent? The toxicoligist? The Lab tech supporting that cool young guy?

Blimey what native american, bloody hell i must have missed a fair few if i missed him, i really liked the pretty Latino girl that got murdered trying to get that rapist locked up Jamie?

Dunno who the young cool lab tech is either i think i need to catch up on my CSI New York which i do really like, its 10000 times better than Miami.

I read somewhere that CSI Miami is like the most watched tv show in the world? How fuck did that happen??

I mean apart from the fact that i cant cope with how orange everything is?? I mean is Florida really the colour of Ki Ora i demand to know, do we always need to see beaches and azure coloured water in every episode?

 

[trashpony]

Blimey what native american, bloody hell i must have missed a fair few if i missed him, i really liked the pretty Latino girl that got murdered trying to get that rapist locked up Jamie?

Dunno who the young cool lab tech is either i think i need to catch up on my CSI New York which i do really like, its 10000 times better than Miami.

I read somewhere that CSI Miami is like the most watched tv show in the world? How fuck did that happen??

I mean apart from the fact that i cant cope with how orange everything is?? I mean is Florida really the colour of Ki Ora i demand to know, do we always need to see beaches and azure coloured water in every episode?

I didn't know it was the most watched prog in the world but I'm not surprised it's popular. Next time you watch it, have a look for how many totally gratuitous shots there are of barely clad bathing beauties. I'd imagine that, in a baywatch stylee, that's a large reason. Once you notice them, they're everywhere

ps madusa - it's about this and not because people like horatio. he's a freaky ginga weirdo

 

[sheek]

I didn't know it was the most watched prog in the world but I'm not surprised it's popular. Next time you watch it, have a look for how many totally gratuitous shots there are of barely clad bathing beauties. I'd imagine that, in a baywatch stylee, that's a large reason. Once you notice them, they're everywhere

ps madusa - it's about this and not because people like horatio. he's a freaky ginga weirdo

Well i was going to mention the "bare assed bitches" that seem to be everywhere but thought better of it, but your probably right thats the reason people tune in, i am fairly certain its not to watch Mr. Curuso put his sunnies on and off again

Ways to improve CSI Miami
1) ask Mr. Curuso to keep his ruddy glasses on a nice elasticated string round his neck, 99p from most chemists.
2) ask all the people who do post production not to make it all in Kia Ora orange.
3) put some clothes on the bare assed bitches
4) let Callie do a lot more talking and shooting of guns (she is foxy when she shoots guns)
5)ask the writers to stop giving Mr. Curuso such shite one liners, honestly you can spot them a mile off and you know that they are gonna be stinkers.
6) put more crocodiles and those cool hover boats in.
7) tell Alex to stop carressing the stiffs or she goes to jail for being a perv
8) put some more totty in please

I think it might work better this way, just a thought

*runs before Medusa kills her*

 

[Madusa]

*sigh*

sheek and trashpony: You see, im with the people of the world on this one... THE PEOPLE LOVE HORATIO! Only possible explanation, quite frankly.

Mr Horatio Kaine dont need no elastic for his glasses! The people wanna see him put them on triamphantly at the end of each episode and walk out into that Florida sun. GIVE THE PEOPLE WANT THEY WANT!

 

[May Kasahara]

I think you might have hit on the real reason for Caruso's constant boomerang-style sunnies-doffing/donning: no sooner has he taken them off than another fine booty mama wanders into view, causing him to instantly whip 'em back on again so he can check her out without fear of getting caught perving at her and thus damaging his gentle, family-friendly image.

 

[Ms T]

I taped what I thought was the new series of CSI - only to find when I played it back that it was one I'd already seen. Most disappointing, especially as it was to be my pre-bed treat.

The weird thing is, I haven't seen that many episodes of CSI, but more often than not when I decide to watch one, it's a repeat.

 

[trashpony]

I taped what I thought was the new series of CSI - only to find when I played it back that it was one I'd already seen. Most disappointing, especially as it was to be my pre-bed treat.

The weird thing is, I haven't seen that many episodes of CSI, but more often than not when I decide to watch one, it's a repeat.

It's all new this week. I promise you faithfully that Tuesday night was brand new LV and Saturday will be brand new NY.

Unless of course you have a sneaky hotline to American TV.

They have been showing repeats for months before now though

 

[walktome]

You missed NCIS

Oh no, don't give me anything else to watch. Seriously, the only one I watch on a regular basis is Law and Order SVU.

 

[butterfly child]

he's shaved it off, i'm grissom now

*bats her eyelids at Gris-Marty21*

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Oh no, don't give me anything else to watch. Seriously, the only one I watch on a regular basis is Law and Order SVU.

You really don't know what you're missing. I think you should give it a try

 

[May Kasahara]

Besides, SVU is so depressing! They used to show that on Saturday nights over here - just the thing you need to get the party started

 

[May Kasahara]

Although I must say that NCIS is utter, utter, utter, utter shite. I like crap telly, but it definitely edges over the line of acceptability and into the murder zone of annoyance for me.

 

[sheek]

Although I must say that NCIS is utter, utter, utter, utter shite. I like crap telly, but it definitely edges over the line of acceptability and into the murder zone of annoyance for me.

spot on, its poooo i mean who gives a shite about the navy or whatever the hell they are i mean i love watching utter shite but even i give this a wide berth. Who cares about the stinky old navy when there are people in Vegas who are being murdered and fed to fish/left in the dessert/chopped up by their Mrs to avoid funeral costs.

As for Law and Order SVU, i like it, i really like the two lead detectives on it and its got Ice Cube so it has to be cool, but yeah your right May it aint happy hour tv really

 

[trashpony]

spot on, its poooo i mean who gives a shite about the navy or whatever the hell they are i mean i love watching utter shite but even i give this a wide berth. Who cares about the stinky old navy when there are people in Vegas who are being murdered and fed to fish/left in the dessert/chopped up by their Mrs to avoid funeral costs.

As for Law and Order SVU, i like it, i really like the two lead detectives on it and its got Ice Cube so it has to be cool, but yeah your right May it aint happy hour tv really

I like SVU but it is depressing. Agreed about NCIS. We should form a telly club

 

[sheek]

I like SVU but it is depressing. Agreed about NCIS. We should form a telly club

Yeah SVU is one of those things that i watch because its well made and i like the characters rather than it fills me with joy you know, it does what it say on the tin, well made drama with Mr. Cube

ooh yeah i would love a telly club, would there be snacks and long discussions about the rights and wrongs shown to us by the magic of the tellybox???

The Snakage is a make or break decision for me.

 

[May Kasahara]

Yayyy telly club! We could phone each other during ad breaks and have conference calls about who we think did it and what kind of biscuits we're eating.

 

[sheek]

Yayyy telly club! We could phone each other during ad breaks and have conference calls about who we think did it and what kind of biscuits we're eating.

I am liking the idea of telly club no biscuits here though, its all about the savoury carb fest we could all get webcams and do "oh no what a bastard", "ruuuuuunnnnnn the other waaaaay" faces at each other

 

[trashpony]

We can bring our own snacks. I'm a savoury fan as you know sheek

 

[Madusa]

CSI NY tonight!! im gonna be looking out for this Noo Yoik Guy.

 

[The Groke]

Although I must say that NCIS is utter, utter, utter, utter shite. I like crap telly, but it definitely edges over the line of acceptability and into the murder zone of annoyance for me.

I try to convince Mrs Swarfega that this is indeed the case everytime she watches it.

Her excuse "Oh I know it's crap, but I am just in the mood for something mindless" doesn't wash either as NCIS is not "so bad it's good", it is just offensively bad on every level: premise, script, plot, characterisation, acting, everything

Just shit, plain and simple and an affront to my television set.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I try to convince Mrs Swarfega that this is indeed the case everytime she watches it.

Her excuse "Oh I know it's crap, but I am just in the mood for something mindless" doesn't wash either as NCIS is not "so bad it's good", it is just offensively bad on every level: premise, script, plot, characterisation, acting, everything

Nowt wrong with that. It's easy for my b/f to watch

 

[Termite Man]

I try to convince Mrs Swarfega that this is indeed the case everytime she watches it.

Her excuse "Oh I know it's crap, but I am just in the mood for something mindless" doesn't wash either as NCIS is not "so bad it's good", it is just offensively bad on every level: premise, script, plot, characterisation, acting, everything

Just shit, plain and simple and an affront to my television set.

NCIS should be banned from tele . What makes it worse is channel 5 show the much superior CSI straight after so you really get to see how shit it is !

As for the new CSI series , I wasn't keen on how they split one of the stories in 2 over the episodes hopefully thats not going to be happening all series . And I haven't watched the new CSI new york yet but I will be doing that today !

 

[May Kasahara]

Gah! Have missed the new CSI:NY (party) and will probably miss new CSI tonight (book club). Having a social life is shit!

 

[sheek]

Gah! Have missed the new CSI:NY (party) and will probably miss new CSI tonight (book club). Having a social life is shit!

May thats not allowed, i mean having a life outside of the front room and that, its not on...really i dunno

CSI NY was cool death by cheesy keyring! i am looking forward to vegging out on the sofa tonight for CSI too

*does CSI dance*

 

[May Kasahara]

I might leave book club early tonight