New Robbie Williams Song Rudebox - Worst record ever?

[jugularvein]

dance like you've just won the special olympics?

shake your booty like you've stood on a landmine?


he's always been a plonker

 

[King Biscuit Time]

I hate it, although for entirely different reasons that The Sun hates it I'd wager.

 

[spanglechick]

he's taking the piss in the most blatant style. seems fair enough to me.

 

[GarfieldLeChat]

i've heard worse. it's not nearly as crap as anything by james blunt, or by that cunt that wishes she was a punk rocker with flowers in her hair.

i wish she was too ....

so she could be bottled and spat at...

 

[wishface]

As far as I can see the only reason he's famous is because of the amount of frustration within Britain's married housewife population. They seem to adore him as if possessed.

 

[Dubversion]

As far as I can see the only reason he's famous is because of the amount of frustration within Britain's married housewife population. They seem to adore him as if possessed.

yes, that must be it.

I think it's pretty funny, he knows what he's doing, he's done some good tunes both solo and with TT.

 

[FabricLiveBaby!]

anyone got a transcript of the lyrics?

 

[spanglechick]

anyone got a transcript of the lyrics?

your google not working?

apols for the c&p but pertinent to the thread, no?

Ok then back to basics grab your shell toes and your fat laces
A little hand clap for some funk faces
and make your body move in the following places
goes up your back and then down your spine and when it hits your head

Ok then back to baseheads dance like you just won at the special Olympics
I got the rudebox of the back of a spaceship, so sick I just had to take it
The R.U.D.E.B.O.X. up yer jacksy, split yer kecks sing a song of semtex, pocket full of durex body full of mandrex
Are we gonna have sex (yes) will you wear your knee socks (ohh) back to the rudebox

Got this double fantasy where we just never stop,
I've got one design and that's to funk you to the top
Know whats on my mind there's only one thing you will find
I got one design and that's to bump you til you drop

Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

Ok then back to spaceship, take both pills fuck the matrix
Jack those jills shake your Playtex rock 3 stripes not the asics
A.D.I.D.A.S old school cos it's the best - yes
Tk max cost less yes
Jackson looks a mess bless

Ok then what to do
if you try to jack me ill rudebox you
if you rudebox me ill rudebox your whole crew
cos its what I do aint that right boo – true

I'll ride with you if you can get me to the border cos the sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter
I did it like this you did it like that I love it when you double clap clap

Grab this double fantasy where we just never stop
I've got one design and that's to funk you to the top
Know whats on my mind there%'s only one thing you will find
I got one design and that's to bump you til you drop

Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

Ok then check the tan line, make your body shape like you're stood on a landmine
call me on my mobile not the landline and the jack the mainline at the same time

Ok this is what we do, got a jam so fresh its nice for you
Ok give it what you got and dial 808 for the bass to drop
Ok then whats the fracas grab your cardy your lead hat and your bus pass
you don't sweat much for a fat lass grab your rudebox cos your box is righteous

Ok bum rush the show I got high speed dubbing on my stereo and all the tunes in the box are the cherrio
I know I told you before
did you hear me though

Grab this double fantasy where we just never stop
ive got one design and that's to funk you to the top
Know whats on my mind there's only one thing you will find
i got one design and that's to bump you til you drop

Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

Do the rudebox, shake your rudebox (repeat to fade)

 

[FabricLiveBaby!]

tRANSLATION:

Blah blah blah

Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah

Blah Blah Blah Blah

Blah Blah Blah

Rudebox

Blah .




Utter tosh, makes no sense.

 

[Dubversion]

i think the lyrics are fucking funny, as it goes

 

[Orang Utan]

Anyone got a URL where I can hear this?

 

[spanglechick]

Anyone got a URL where I can hear this?

there's a youtube link in the op

 

[Orang Utan]

Oh yeah - fucking hell, what an embarassment - teefed off Sly & Robbie too.
What a cunt.

 

[Jorum]

Don't do "comedy" songs unless your a comedian.

 

[GarfieldLeChat]

i think the lyrics are fucking funny, as it goes

agrees with dubverison ...

time to up my medication, clearly...

 

[Dubversion]

Oh yeah - fucking hell, what an embarassment - teefed off Sly & Robbie too.
What a cunt.

why is it 'teefed'? i'm sure the fact isn't being disguised, and it's entirely common practice to sample / fuck with old tunes surely?

 

[Iam]

Now, come on, chaps.

"A dope MC is a dope MC", after all...

 

[Orang Utan]

why is it 'teefed'? i'm sure the fact isn't being disguised, and it's entirely common practice to sample / fuck with old tunes surely?

Yes, but it's fine when someone good does it, not fine when Robbie does it.
I am entitled to have these petty double standards cos I have an absurdly high opinion of myself.

 

[FabricLiveBaby!]

Now, come on, chaps.

"A dope MC is a dope MC", after all...

So is a whack one

 

[kins]

yeah not the best. I thought it was a joke.

 

[Iam]

So is a whack one

Good point.

 

[souljacker]

he's done some good tunes both solo and with TT.

Really??? Not IMO he hasnt.

Every single thing I've heard that he's done solo has been utter turd. Some of the Take That stuff was alright, but that was mainly Barlows doing. Robbie just pranced about in the background.

 

[ck]

has no-one else spotted the fact that all of the verses sound like a carbon copy of Beck ? This is no dis-respect to Beck , but that's how it sounds to me.

Why oh why am I in this thread ?!

 

[letitrip]

why would you sing a song with TK maxx in it? hmm i dont like it!

 

[spanglechick]

why would you sing a song with TK maxx in it? hmm i dont like it!

cos you're taking the piss out of label sportswear fans?

 

[Pigeon]

S'not that bad: it's better than "Rock DJ" anyway. Now THERE was shite...

 

[Julie]

i've heard worse. it's not nearly as crap as anything by james blunt

He always sounds to me like he's in deperate need of prozac and about to burst into tears.

or by that cunt that wishes she was a punk rocker with flowers in her hair.

This girl has confused Haight Ashbury, San Francisco in the late 60s with 70s punk. But what is she, 12? She should be forgiven....... I think

 

[Julie]

I am entitled to have these petty double standards cos I have an absurdly high opinion of myself.

Post supreme

 

[wishface]

yes, that must be it.

I think it's pretty funny, he knows what he's doing, he's done some good tunes both solo and with TT.

I think he's a talentless gimp with a pretty boy face. That's the only reason he's got any kind of music career. Angels has about as much depth as straight line.