never mind the buzzcocks : now
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I watched 6 episodes of that programme to see why folks say it's so great. Sean Hughes is a halfwit for a start .. and he's a tight un too. He never even turned up at his best pals wedding but he told me that was because the bride had performed a sex act on him behind her husband's back. The curly haired div is an appalling cunt too. A fucking pile of shite. Terry Cristian didn't even apply for that job and I got offered it even though I've never even done an audition. I was told to just act the clown and not swear too much .. to bounce off the regular professional funny blokes .. that must be the two blokes in the middle on each side I'm guessing .. one of them (the baldy bloke) should have got the job .. and the other ought to be sacked for being shit. I only saw one guest person that was any good and I don't know his name. I sat in the audience for one of them and got in a fight with 2 Mark Lamarr lookalikes. Terry Cristian reckoned they were very influential producers and he thought it was very funny that instead of them offering me the job they beat me up instead. I knew they were up for the row to be fair to them. They beat the shite out of me but when I came round in the green room the make up lady was applying several cold compresses to my swollen temple region. She said I looked just like Boris Karloff and we both giggled.
'I'm not wearing make up' I protested dryly with just a hint of irony and a sideways glance at a pretend camera 4. Jane laughed her arse off and fondled my manhood there and then to be fair. I fucking wish I got that job now but it doesn't mean I'm just jealous when I say it's shit and you have to be a simpleton to think it's funny.
'I'm not wearing make up' I protested dryly with just a hint of irony and a sideways glance at a pretend camera 4. Jane laughed her arse off and fondled my manhood there and then to be fair. I fucking wish I got that job now but it doesn't mean I'm just jealous when I say it's shit and you have to be a simpleton to think it's funny.
The Unseen
Boy Done Gun
rorymac said:
whoeryou?
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Boy Done Gun
Will Self is a rock god????
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
maomao said:
If he really is Self, then perhaps he can explain why 'How the dead live' was such a tortuouse pile of unreadable garbage. I resent the pound it cost me from the charity shop
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Boy Done Gun
He's a nothing, i'll just bite his neck, suck his blood and watch him scream. He's never been so afraidCid said:
rorymac said:
The sentiment of this post is the opposite of the word which most aptly describes the following :
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As research for my next novel the ladies of the board may wish to pm me with their thoughts on anything at all but I guess specifically in relation to the dolly novel. Well if you can tell what my sentiment is then you would be understanding of a bloke's feelings and you would already be attached to me psychologically like a fly caught in the glue of a deep and fucking dark to be fair fuckme it's dark catacombe of thought like sludgy black bogwater. Oh jesus fucking christ !!!!
:']__/'.___]
As research for my next novel the ladies of the board may wish to pm me with their thoughts on anything at all but I guess specifically in relation to the dolly novel. Well if you can tell what my sentiment is then you would be understanding of a bloke's feelings and you would already be attached to me psychologically like a fly caught in the glue of a deep and fucking dark to be fair fuckme it's dark catacombe of thought like sludgy black bogwater. Oh jesus fucking christ !!!!
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