Name one biscuit that isn't improved by being buttered.

[Orang Utan]

ALL BISCUITS! the only biscuity thing you should butter is a cracker.

 

[mrs quoad]

Oh.

Google images offers up something slightly different to a google web search.

That looks like an eminently butterable biscuit variety. No?

 

[lizzieloo]

party rings

^^^this

and lemon puffs

 

[Mrs Miggins]

Iced gems?
Do they count as biscuits?
Only actually improved by being thrown in the bin the vile little fuckers
Bleugh

 

[Upchuck]

Ginger snaps. I challenge anyone to enjoy them more with butter. The whole idea is wrong.

 

[temper_tantrum]

... that sounds quite nice actually. With cheese. Maybe a nice strong cheddar.

 

[dodgepot]

arse biscuits

 

[danny la rouge]

Breakfast biscuits should be buttered.

 

[Madusa]

ALL BISCUITS! the only biscuity thing you should butter is a cracker.

THIS! What sick fuck puts butter on sweet biscuits?! In addition, those people who butter hot cross buns should be shot!

 

[dodgepot]

Breakfast biscuits should be buttered.

nobody has breakfast biscuits except foreigners.

 

[dodgepot]

THIS! What sick fuck puts butter on sweet biscuits?! !

yeah, that's just stupid, i've never heard of such a thing!

In addition, those people who butter hot cross buns should be shot!

wut?!?! nobody in their right mind has hot cross buns dry!! they NEED to be buttered!!

 

[Madusa]

wut?!?! nobody in their right mind has hot cross buns dry!! they NEED to be buttered!!

they're not even dry. They have fruit in them and a sort of sweet kind of glacing. It's all you need. I hate it when people need to spoil things as they are with their filthy habits! God!

 

[danny la rouge]

nobody has breakfast biscuits except foreigners.

What else would you do with an Abernethy? Eat it plain?

 

[Mrs Miggins]

In addition, those people who butter hot cross buns should be shot!

Philadelphia is the best thing on a hot cross bun or a toasted teacake for that matter

 

[The Groke]

Arse biscuits.



TBF I don't think there is much in this world that can't be improved by being buttered.

 

[danny la rouge]

they're not even dry. They have fruit in them and a sort of sweet kind of glacing. It's all you need. I hate it when people need to spoil things as they are with their filthy habits! God!

They're an Easter teacake! Of course you butter them.

You probably have dry toast, too...

 

[Madusa]

Philadelphia is the best thing on a hot cross bun or a toasted teacake for that matter

urgh! Philadelphia on bagels, hell yess. On hot cross buns...sounds like the domain of somekind of food pervert tbh.

 

[Madusa]

They're an Easter teacake! Of course you butter them.

You probably have dry toast, too...

no, I dont have dry toast.

 

[danny la rouge]

no, I dont have dry toast.

Teacakes?

 

[Madusa]

Teacakes?

what are they?

 

[danny la rouge]

what are they?

Like hotcross buns without the cross. (You get them in most coffee shops).

 

[danny la rouge]

 

[dodgepot]

What else would you do with an Abernethy?

go there to visit an old castle or something, i would have thought from the name. make sure you take a pac-a-mac.

 

[Madusa]

Like hotcross buns without the cross. (You get them in most coffee shops).

I just said I dont butter those! God! Why are you making my postcount go up unnecessarily with your innane questions?!

EDIT: I butter bread. Savoury bread. I butter savoury dry things. Not sweet things. I do not butter scones. No more questions please, I'm going out to play.

 

[tarannau]

I swing both ways with hot cross buns. Sometimes just plain, others toasted and heftily spread with butter. I've even been known to microwave them briefly on occasion. Fucking daredevil me.

Spreading butter on biscuits is however a fucking perversion. Either buy better, richer biscuits to begin with. Or opt for something called a cracker.

 

[danny la rouge]

I just said I dont butter those! God! Why are you making my postcount go up unnecessarily with your innane questions?!

No, I was establishing your buttering cut-off point. Toast, yes. Obviously if you don't have teacakes, then you won't know whether to butter them or not.

What about scones?

 

[Mrs Miggins]

.....or fruitcake??

 

[PacificOcean]

I thought tea cakes were those marshmallowy things covered in chocolate?

Now it's a bun too?

 

[danny la rouge]

I thought tea cakes were those marshmallowy things covered in chocolate?

Now it's a bun too?

Those are also tea cakes, but this time with a gap between tea and cake.

 

[Mrs Miggins]

I thought tea cakes were those marshmallowy things covered in chocolate?

Now it's a bun too?

The world's a confusing place....