Mylene Klass

[Mr Smin]

And then you find out she's a Cylon

 

[Melinda]

And then you find out she's a Cylon

*penny drops*

Her ubiquity!
How each facsimile is duller than the one before. She's a copy of a copy.

 

[Fictionist]

i think her body is amazing and face very average. Her smile is shaped like a triangle, she had tiny eyes and a south park smile - not that pretty at all.

shes very talented (at classical piano) i believe from the papers, and i believe that

but personality-less, painfully dull, and charisma devoid, with good body and triangle, south park smile

i have high standards, sorry

verdict? 4/10

You are so funny!

 

[smmudge]

I don't think she's even that good at performing classical piano. In fact, I think she's rubbish!

*goes off to listen to some Horowitz*

 

[Kanda]

she's still lovely

 

[electrogirl]

She's still a smug dickface.

Oooh look at me, I play the piano while swished my soft hair about, oooooooo did you know I've had babies? Yes! Yes I have! But I'm still sooooooooooo gorgrous, even if I do have a triangleface.

 

[Sadken]

She's still a smug dickface.

Oooh look at me, I play the piano while swished my soft hair about, oooooooo did you know I've had babies? Yes! Yes I have! But I'm still sooooooooooo gorgrous, even if I do have a triangleface.

Wash your hateful fingers right now!

 

[dodgepot]

blates, electrogirl.

 

[Sadken]

electrodick more like.

 

[electrogirl]

Mylene Klass? More like Myleeene Arse

 

[kyser_soze]

I met her, and the rest of Hearsay, at Gatwick airport once cos we were sharing a flight to Barcelona (they were performing at a GP related thing, I was on a jolly with Sun Microsystems to the GP...ah, those were the days...anyway); the blokes were absolute non-entities, and the blonde one (who onenameshelley could've looked down on) was all 'Not talking to you scum', but Mylene was lovely, engaging and very, very hot. I see no reason why any of that would've changed; plus it was weird talking to a reality TV show band person about Rachmaninov...and yes, I did have a crack at getting the phone number, but no joy...

 

[Sadken]

You mothereffer.

 

[kained&able]

mmmm mylenes arse.


dave

 

[Greenfish]

she's everywhere. don't know why.

 

[Greenfish]

I do find her highly annoying though I can't explain why. Perhaps is because how comfortable she seems to be with her celebrity status owing so much to a white bikini she wore in a reality TV programme and her physical attributes, rather than her many talents.

Her current ad for some shampoo brand is pure sexist pap straight from the 70s as well. "Great volume and body! Oh and the hair looks good too".

this.