Mylene Klass

[dwenfish]

Hearsay

aah yeah that's the one!! didn't they split in half at one point?

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

What CAN'T that girl do eh???

Apart from fix my CISCO Firewall.

She has a CCMA so if you had checkpoints she'd have a go.

 

[Bakunin]

This wouldn't have become one of the much-derided 'phwoar' threads, would it by any chance?

 

[dwenfish]

i think her body is amazing and face very average. Her smile is shaped like a triangle, she had tiny eyes and a south park smile - not that pretty at all.

shes very talented (at classical piano) i believe from the papers, and i believe that

but personality-less, painfully dull, and charisma devoid, with good body and triangle, south park smile

i have high standards, sorry

verdict? 4/10

ah brilliant- the cheesey verdict

 

[electrogirl]

This is a very craply veiled phwoar thread.

 

[oddworld]

She gets on my tits, she's everywhere, and not hair out of place.

Just look a bit scruffy for once for Mylene.

 

[electrogirl]

I always think she looks a bit smug.

Hot bod though.

 

[Fedayn]

She helps that Gok Wan twat fron the Miss Naked beauty and 'telling' women how to lose the make-up and feel sexy in their own skin and now she's on a programme advocating surgery and make-up by the bucket load to look 'better'. I like her consistent approach to her work.....

 

[Melinda]

She'd sell tumours if you paid her enough money.

 

[Madusa]

god, you guys hold the highest esteem for the randomest slebs.

 

[Fedayn]

god, you guys hold the highest esteem for the randomest slebs.

Who does?

 

[Madusa]

Who does?

Well you for a start...why would mylene klass be morally ''consistant'' with her ventures? Are slebs known for this? No...they get paid to sell products if companies like the 'look' of them or for whatever other reason. No suprise.

 

[foo]

She helps that Gok Wan twat fron the Miss Naked beauty and 'telling' women how to lose the make-up and feel sexy in their own skin and now she's on a programme advocating surgery and make-up by the bucket load to look 'better'. I like her consistent approach to her work.....

i've always quite liked Mylene but thought she was a real shit on that programme - telling shocked and drenched girls they looked 'naturally beautful' after Gok (twat) had hosed them down. Mylene, of course, didn't get soaked and kept all her make-up on....

 

[Melinda]

The entire concept for that show was fucked up, its only right that Mylene fronted it.

 

[Madusa]

i've always quite liked Mylene but thought she was a real shit on that programme - telling shocked and drenched girls they looked 'naturally beautful' after Gok (twat) had hosed them down. Mylene, of course, didn't get soaked and kept all her make-up on....

Everyone goes on about that episode: wish I saw it. Sounds like a hoot!

 

[DotCommunist]

Charlie Brooker tore that show a new one. Highly amusing.

 

[Melinda]

Was that the one where he had Konnie Huq standing at a urinal with a dildo?

 

[Madusa]

Hunnie Koq lol

 

[Fedayn]

Well you for a start...why would mylene klass be morally ''consistant'' with her ventures? Are slebs known for this? No...they get paid to sell products if companies like the 'look' of them or for whatever other reason. No suprise.

Not expecting her to be, can't see where I did. Merely another smug hypocritical twat on tv that's all.

 

[foo]

i wanted someone to turn the hose on Gok, to see how he'd feel saoked and stunned with his (loads of) makeup running all down his face. i bet he wouldn't have been feeling 'refreshed and beautiful'.

 

[Fedayn]

i've always quite liked Mylene but thought she was a real shit on that programme - telling shocked and drenched girls they looked 'naturally beautful' after Gok (twat) had hosed them down. Mylene, of course, didn't get soaked and kept all her make-up on....

Gotta have something to cover up the smug hypocrisy.

 

[Madusa]

Not expecting her to be, can't see where I did. Merely another smug hypocritical twat on tv that's all.

Here.

But they get paid to be appear in these things, not necessarily personally agree with the messages! If you basically view slebs as an open moral vessel, you'll never be disappointed. They're not being hypocritical, they're just earning a very good living!

 

[Fedayn]

Here.

But they get paid to be in these things! If you basically view slebs and an open moral vessel, you'll never be disappointed. They're not being hypocritical, they're just earning a very good living!

There's a differnce between expecting and knowing. I am not surprised, I wasn't thinking she was a shining light of honesty and consistency.

I don't view her as anything but a pointless face on tv, that she spouts condescending shite at women on one programme and then does a volte-face on another is I think worthy of a jibe or two however.

 

[DotCommunist]

Was that the one where he had Konnie Huq standing at a urinal with a dildo?

yes. Probably the best screenwipe eva.

 

[Geri]

I like her, but I feel sorry for the people on 10 Years Younger. They do look a lot better after they have had all the work done, then they have to go and stand next to Mylene. They should have someone more homely because hardly anyone could look good standing next to her.

 

[Melinda]

Geri I usually agree with you, but you cant keep good looking people off the telly to help jacked up people feel better about themselves

My problem with Mylene is her complete absence of charisma, she opens her mouth and bland falls out. She's beautiful and accomplished but sounds utterly vacuous, an that's her tragedy.

Its desperate that she's on so much. She keeps her profile high and show producers think 'quick book her, people out there clearly like her,' and thus it goes on, her appearances multiply like a virus.

 

[Gingerman]

Was that the one where he had Konnie Huq standing at a urinal with a dildo?

<gets all hot and bothered>

 

[SpookyFrank]

I reckon it's time for some secretive hubba hubba posts

Meh. Put some clothes on, get some pies down yer neck and then maybe we'll talk.

 

[kained&able]

The things i would do to her!

Ridiculously hot.

Decent enough presenter but lacks that certain something. Musically not heard anything other then here say and the odd classical peice shes performed.


dave

 

[cybertect]

She literally bumped into me when she wasn't looking where she was going while exiting a newsagents on Shad Thames a couple of years ago.

I didn't complain